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so twitter is auto following people for me now based on retweets? wtf. stalk me on fb instead, dm for the link. i'm over this 2:58 PM Nov 18th from web
Oooh i've missed being myself.. 6:49 PM Nov 7th from web
@AudioForensicks not in the slightest 2:36 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to AudioForensicks
my mother just cleaned the living room with a leafblower. this is me tweeting out of fear 5:12 PM Nov 4th from web
Headin to Dixie's i think.. And Scout later.. Leaving my phone at home bc tmobile is fuxored today.. i dont believe in carrying dead weight 7:31 PM Nov 3rd from web
And to answer the question of "If you kick a whore in the teeth will her kids shoot you or hi-five you?" The answer is the latter.. 1:06 AM Nov 2nd from web
Panda Express - after a long weekend of OMGWTFBBQ!? - is a total mouthgasm right now.. 1:06 AM Nov 2nd from web
@LittleLoveRC blasphemy 1:05 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to LittleLoveRC
it's just been brought to my attention that i need to have a threesome with william shatner & rob zombie... It'll be shatastic 6:41 PM Oct 30th from web
I'm about to judo chop a squirrel for a cigarette. I don't know exactly how the two are related, but they are. 11:00 AM Oct 29th from web
hate my phone so much.. 42 voicemails just poured in all at once.. Can't wait to replace this pos 4:18 PM Oct 24th from web
@jtdachtler when i'm awake, i guess so? 3:58 AM Oct 24th from web in reply to jtdachtler
@jtdachtler eeek.. send him all the love and luck i have at 4am 2:36 AM Oct 24th from web in reply to jtdachtler
@jtdachtler you ok? 1:16 AM Oct 24th from web in reply to jtdachtler
@LittleLoveRC no fair! you get a schedule for that?! 11:00 AM Oct 20th from web in reply to LittleLoveRC
today is all about waiting.. for everything.. i am so not good at this 9:14 AM Oct 20th from web
@KellyHammond LOL 8:29 PM Oct 17th from web in reply to KellyHammond
Ooooh, it's only 45mins til USC v Notre Dame starts.. If i fall asleep during this game i'ma be pished 11:47 AM Oct 17th from web
I stand by my belief that nature hates me, and that there's something rabid in the ponds around here.. 12:58 PM Oct 16th from web
LSS - I was moving a TURTLE out of the middle of the road so it wouldn't die, and it hissed and snapped at me!! Who knew they were vicious?! 12:57 PM Oct 16th from web