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  1. Dear electricity: please come back. We miss you. Love, Katie #fb
  2. @nreynolds Hey! I know what that's like. What's YOUR story?
  3. Graham Robert Fortney, 7 lbs, 12 oz, 20 inches. Mom and Graham are doing well. Things went VERY fast in the last 30 minutes. #fb
  4. Graham is here! #fb
  5. Graham is here!
  6. Contractions about 3 min apart. Things moving along fine. In and out of the tub. #fb
  7. We're at the hospital. Nothing soon. Contractions at 4-5 min apart. #fb
  8. This is Jonathan: Today is the day for boy #2. We're leaving for the hospital soon. Updates to follow! #fb
  9. Midwife said I should relax and have a glass of wine. Who am I to argue with medical advice?
  10. FYI, when baby time comes, Jonathan will be sending (limited) updates to my Twitter and Facebook. You'll hear it here first. #fb
  11. @broccamoli Um. Thank you for the basil? It made yummy pesto, that did not taste like it came from a jerk.
  12. I'm now officially on maternity leave. Hoping I get about a week of rest before being on maternity ward. #fb
  13. @rossbeyer yay! so exciting!
  14. having a great email exchange w/ internal tech support where we're both politely avoiding calling each other stupid. but it's implied.
  15. @thatmonkeygirl mine's in french, too, and i didn't even get the trip to paris.
  16. Words fail. http://bit.ly/2UsugI (TLC'S "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant")
  17. RT @carlmalamud Turning PACER around. https://www.recapthelaw.org/ Doesn't get much cooler than this.
  18. Home from MN/IA. It's stuffy and smells vaguely of cat. Looking forward to solid night's sleep, but missing the boys already. #fb
  19. sprained my goram ankle.
  20. soon to embark on a 4-hour drive with a toddler. Eek. #fb