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  1. RT @theshortestfuse: and why isn't the layer of fat that i've carefully cultivated not keeping me warm?<<asking myself same & eating cookies 39 minutes ago from Brizzly
  2. Just caught myself saying "I need cookies, must bake cookies" out loud for God only knows how long. Stage an intervention or send cookies. 10:22 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  3. So I'm covered in egg yolk but listen, that was the sexiest, most delicious fried egg sandwich IN THE WORLD. Food porn hyperbole. Take note. 6:22 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  4. At diner for lunch with six. Barry White blasting is just too incongruous and is confusing the hell out of my appetites. 10:30 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  5. @abigvictory nothing like Ole¡... Ole¡... Ole¡... echoing up out the bowl at you first thing in the morning. 5:38 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie in reply to abigvictory
  6. who turned on the lights so early? 5:04 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  7. @smashedpotatoes I'm being followed by a booooob shadow... boob shadow... boob shadow. 6:45 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to smashedpotatoes
  8. You know what's still awesome? Sugared rims. 4:41 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  9. @fatheaddesign thanks! 2:26 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to fatheaddesign
  10. oh my gosh. could it be? is it? am I *actually* enjoying twitter a little bit in a real way again? huh. 2:22 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  11. @frageelay STAR let's do it THIS WAY. I know. somebody else already said that. I'm a follower. 2:21 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
  12. @woodtang @frageelay heeheehee snork good one. 2:20 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to woodtang
  13. @fatheaddesign you know, I was just contemplating the empty martini glass on top of the sideboard. Must be a sign. Thanks! 2:19 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to fatheaddesign
  14. what's the fastest, easiest way to bleach my brain? gag. 2:13 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  15. @woodtang @frageelay I know. I went through a constant refresh phase. But then ran out of dick jokes, so... maybe time to stop my twitter? 2:13 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to woodtang
  16. @frageelay I hardly post at all since moving to tumblr, but I still love starring a few kick-ass tweets a day & still do, but it feels odd. 12:59 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
  17. the stars I click on just feel so... empty now. 12:49 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  18. @joeschmitt it's on tumblr. 1:04 PM Dec 6th from Tweetie in reply to joeschmitt
  19. @ChiNurse I'm sure you could improvise. 7:27 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to ChiNurse
  20. something about a hummer? http://bit.ly/6i0Tbu 7:48 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie