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  1. "my sexts are too hot to erase" #glee
  2. "you look like a sad clown hooker" #glee
  3. @fattailed funny story about gold being contingent: isaac newton is partly responsible b/c he screwed up his job as master of the mint
  4. @fattailed using something useful as currency would suck, because all the new monetary demand for it would make old uses uneconomic
  5. @fattailed neither gold nor anything else has an "intrinsic" value, but the crucial quality is that it's really hard to get more of it
  6. many ppl argue that the increase in the price of Au is dumb bc no "inflation" yet. but from 1 POV the increase in the price IS the inflation
  7. love the @kibblesmith turn of phrase: "a Where the Wild Things [A]re" = one of the critters
  8. wife in response to news that i will be having a "business" dinner next week: "fine, i'll have affairs!" #CheatingExcuses
  9. @leoncrawl "he'll never, never be any good"
  10. @fattailed i'm not against agriculture, i'm just too good for it
  11. accidentally retweeted same thing as wife, ugh #MarriageIsAnEmbarrassment
  12. RT @BenManners My dog is SO CUTE lying on the bed. Totally sympathetic to certain cultures' propensity to eat them
  13. RT @kibblesmith Okay smart guy, if dinosaurs are extinct then where are all their ghosts?
  14. "i tried to mature, be responsible, dot dot dot / but my heart is juvenile / and my character's not so hot"
  15. learning stock tickers as an "analyst" is not dissimilar to learning produce codes as a cashier. 4011 banana! FITB Fifth Third Bancorp!
  16. listening to entire Of Montreal catalog at 1 am while struggling against spreadsheets with no plans to sleep ever = fun sunday night ritual
  17. @BenManners she knows how to do it without leaving marks
  18. memo to any terrorists out there: entire ruling class concentrated at "The Richardson" in wmburg tonight. just fyi.
  19. *two* songs featured in recent apple commercials use the word "bourgeois" or a variant thereof. discuss. (2nd example detected by the mrs)
  20. "i used to duck shots / but now i eat quail"