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  1. @dazmurray Don't answer. IT'S A TRAP! about 13 hours ago from web in reply to dazmurray
  2. @dewi Take four red capsules. In 10 minutes, take two more. Help is on the way. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to dewi
  3. @ckortekaas Sounds hot. What kind of piano? Become my apprentice. We will make beautiful musiks together! Please note: I only teach naked. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to ckortekaas
  4. Dear Tzvetkoff, I hope you get knobbed in prison by men. Love, Lachlan. Ref: http://tinyurl.com/yd98fex 1:44 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. Still aghast about a bug I caused yesterday by fixing an XHTML issue. Who'd have thought closing a table correctly could be so dangerous! 9:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. My dearest @kootsoop / That non-haiku tweet of yours / Has left me flaccid. 9:01 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. It's interesting that The University of Melbourne will apologise for child abuse in the 60's, but UQ won't for raping @dewi and I in 2003. 4:54 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. Exciting new developments at the TSA! http://tinyurl.com/ycg6wa3 1:55 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. And not just my apology. Turns out she was quite amused by the whole incident, including how the culprit ran for it when confronted. Relief! 2:20 AM Nov 16th from web
  10. Finally made it next door to apologise to my elderly neighbour for the eyeful of COCK she was exposed to at 1am on Sunday. She took it well! 2:16 AM Nov 16th from web
  11. Those silly blackhawk pilots, flying around with their lights off. This is exactly the kind of thing that leaves 18 people dead. C'mon guys. 1:36 AM Nov 16th from web
  12. @ruthykins82 Congratulations on the non-death! Hope you're feeling substantially better. 4:54 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to ruthykins82
  13. The saddest thing about #rove cancelling his show is that he didn't do it 10 years ago. 4:35 PM Nov 15th from web
  14. @dewi Yes, I have it. I'm happy to arrange an exchange. I want that penis back. 12:44 AM Nov 15th from web in reply to dewi
  15. Wow. First nudie run just happened. Good times. I think. 7:03 AM Nov 14th from web
  16. Well, @ckortekaas has gone home. But I'm pretty sure I can lure @dewi into my bed. Just need to poison Tanya, and he's all mine. 6:54 AM Nov 14th from web
  17. @limefruit I LOVE YOU. 6:53 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to limefruit
  18. The most interesting thing about porn is how quickly it exhausts your download quota. 8:21 PM Nov 13th from web
  19. @limefruit And in a clever twist, you can also get puke all over your "tee-shirt" - tonight at my place! 7:07 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to limefruit
  20. @dlgwynne, @ckortekaas, you should probably consult with @dewi on this. I understand he's the expert on video surveillance. And stalking. 7:06 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to dlgwynne