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  1. Nobody told me that today was jeans day at work, or that there was free lunch. I ended up eating outside by myself. High school part two? about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Leaned over to tie my shoes and cracked my temple into a doorknob. Someday I will learn to stop leading with my head. 7:11 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  3. I have seventy cents and no one dollar bills. The vending machine sells M&Ms for seventy-five cents. Well-played, universe, well played. 3:09 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  4. Wear all the white you want, but if I can see your thong underwear through your clothing, then you're no angel. Stop trying to fool everyone 4:26 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  5. Irate new yorker on phone: "That is bullshit. Here comes Christmas....Get out of my ass....I have to deal with that little monster." 3:09 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  6. Thank you, anonymous airline, for calling to let me know my flight was delayed ninety minutes. You couldn't call before I passed security? 2:50 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  7. A sixty-eight year old homosexual baker handing out free ham at the supermarket hit on me for ten minutes. Gave me his card, invited me over 12:12 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  8. Apple store replaced mom's busted iMac, would not transfer Windows 7 because it isn't officially supported. I have now wasted eight hours. 4:17 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  9. http://twitpic.com/pv2rp 5:09 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  10. In Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum interfaced his Mac with an alien network. So why can't I make one work with Windows 7? Fuck this noise. 4:42 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  11. Fuck computers 2:26 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  12. Maybe next time I drive an hour to install Windows 7, I will remember to take Windows 7 with me. 10:07 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  13. Going to install Windows 7 on an iMac, which is like making a dog bed a cat. 8:58 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  14. Finished another draft of this forsaken novel. Now to celebrate by starting another draft of this forsaken novel. 4:04 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  15. I could have twenty bags of groceries, and would still attempt to get them inside in only one trip. Is this inherited via Y chromosome? 10:13 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  16. Hey, douchebag, don't get mad if the 7-11 cashier can't make change from a hundred if you're only buying a soda. 1:41 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  17. Going stir crazy, for some inexplicable reason. I think I may need to get a notebook and a drink. 4:58 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  18. This black fedora may well be the best clothing purchase I have ever made. Pulp detective one minute, Michael Jackson the next. Exemplary. 4:04 PM Oct 29th from TweetDeck
  19. My bedroom clock reset to daylight saving time under the old rules. Looks like I will be waking up late this entire week. 4:10 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
  20. Hope is a renewable resource. 6:10 PM Oct 20th from TweetDeck