kevindoran
I swear my coffee just spoke to me.
| Attention future prospective employers: if you're looking for a braindead blob to drool on the customers or office keyboards, i'm your blob. |
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| Oh fuck off... I turn on the TV and find people sound asleep on Big Brother Live. Keep taunting me, world -- keep taunting me... |
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| Maybe i could stay awake for charity? I'd kill that. |
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| Fox News categorically referred to them as 'leftist anarchists': http://tinyurl.com/5cc4fe |
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| BBC News 24: 'New web browser Google Chrome to rival Internet Explorer'. That shouldn't be too difficult. |
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| @twitties 00590285024502460719009602280292006200590059072959 |
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| The new Firefox is a bit sterile or something, isn't it? |
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| BBC's Olympic 'coverage': it shouldn't be called the Olympics, it should be called 'the Running and Swimming with a Bit of Cycling Games'. |
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| 'DEATH TO THE NEW FACEBOOK!' ('Thank you for your feedback. We will use it to inform our future products.') |
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| just read a blog comment stating, Barack Obama will represent us all because his mother is white. Where *are* those grenades i ordered? |
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| ...Oh, another oxygen-wasting celebrity like Sharon Osbourne. |
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| @warrenellis Who? |
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| Of course, Sharon Osbourne *blinds* us all with *her* talent http://tinyurl.com/6nce3x. |
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| Foxes are freaky-sounding little bastards, aren't they? It's like a horror film out there... |
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| Awake. So very awake. And, to be awake more at 8... Where's that dying i ordered? |
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| There's a new search engine in town: http://www.cuil.com/. The meaningless images don't seem worth it, but that's just me. |
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| @brenbren I hope you don't mean your hair; i don't see blonde being your colour... |
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| Wait, no he isn't... |
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| is having a minor near- sort-of pseudo-epiphany. |
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