Profile_bird

Hey there! kevin_tor is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving kevin_tor's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

kevin_tor

  1. Happy Birthday, @friedmanjon about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. @charles_star Your hashtag looks like "Let's Gore, D." I don't think Ivy League schools are that extreme defensively. 10:22 AM Mar 19th via Tweetie in reply to charles_star
  3. James Cameron offered me $1 million to name my daughter Ava. Cheapskate. 8:38 AM Mar 19th via Tweetie
  4. http://twitpic.com/19fv4y - @stuckeymurray is all over the ESPN headlines. 5:56 PM Mar 18th via TwitPic
  5. @dannypudi @donglover @alisonbrie My wife is 7 months pregnant. Community is her fav. DVR didn't record it tonight. Come act it out for her. 4:13 PM Mar 18th via Tweetie
  6. I was disappointed when I found out St. Mary's mascot was some kind of warrior and not Oprah's best friend. 2:32 PM Mar 18th via Tweetie
  7. I like to picture Ben Affleck holding me in the air as I sing, "All my brackets are picked. I'm ready to go." #fb 6:08 AM Mar 18th via TweetDeck
  8. I would like to submit PJ Carlesimo or Bobby Valentine for the Seton Hall coaching opening. Bobby V needs to be coaching one of my teams. 10:24 AM Mar 17th via Tweetie
  9. My nose is making green stuff for St. Patrick's Day. I guess that's better than my penis making it. Thanks, festive cold. #fb 5:00 AM Mar 17th via Tweetie
  10. Do you need help with your brackets? I've got the tips on Tor's Take http://bit.ly/c8aTgf 4:47 AM Mar 17th via Tweetie
  11. @friedmanjon Actually Pac-Man is his last name. Her maiden name is Asian Testicle so it was good that she changed it. 11:29 AM Mar 16th via Tweetie in reply to friedmanjon
  12. Found a 4 leaf clover in my Shamrock Shake. Talk about luck - now I can finally sue McDonald's. #fb 8:41 AM Mar 16th via web
  13. David Schwimmer, 43, got engaged to a 24-year-old. I guess he found his crayfish. #fb 4:51 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck
  14. @alleycat101 Thank you! We are very excited! My mom has already bought 20 pairs of shoes despite the fact that babies don't wear them. 4:42 AM Mar 16th via TweetDeck in reply to alleycat101
  15. @MikeDrucker Happy Birthday! 6:35 PM Mar 15th via TweetDeck
  16. @tomiacuzio You beat Ausiello by one minute. Good scoopin'! 12:40 PM Mar 15th via TweetDeck in reply to tomiacuzio
  17. Phlegm isn't spelled how it sounds but it is kinda spelled how it tastes. #imsick 10:26 AM Mar 15th via Tweetie
  18. @alleycat101 We are having a girl! Due June 1st 10:14 AM Mar 15th via Tweetie in reply to alleycat101
  19. Can I blame my Toyota for my not being famous? #fb 6:05 PM Mar 14th via Tweetie
  20. No power. Playing Scrabble by DieHard emergency light in dining room just like the Pilgrims. #fb 5:39 PM Mar 13th via web