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  1. Happy Birthday, @friedmanjon
  2. @charles_star Your hashtag looks like "Let's Gore, D." I don't think Ivy League schools are that extreme defensively.
  3. James Cameron offered me $1 million to name my daughter Ava. Cheapskate.
  4. http://twitpic.com/19fv4y - @stuckeymurray is all over the ESPN headlines.
  5. @dannypudi @donglover @alisonbrie My wife is 7 months pregnant. Community is her fav. DVR didn't record it tonight. Come act it out for her.
  6. I was disappointed when I found out St. Mary's mascot was some kind of warrior and not Oprah's best friend.
  7. I like to picture Ben Affleck holding me in the air as I sing, "All my brackets are picked. I'm ready to go." #fb
  8. I would like to submit PJ Carlesimo or Bobby Valentine for the Seton Hall coaching opening. Bobby V needs to be coaching one of my teams.
  9. My nose is making green stuff for St. Patrick's Day. I guess that's better than my penis making it. Thanks, festive cold. #fb
  10. Do you need help with your brackets? I've got the tips on Tor's Take http://bit.ly/c8aTgf
  11. @friedmanjon Actually Pac-Man is his last name. Her maiden name is Asian Testicle so it was good that she changed it.
  12. Found a 4 leaf clover in my Shamrock Shake. Talk about luck - now I can finally sue McDonald's. #fb
  13. David Schwimmer, 43, got engaged to a 24-year-old. I guess he found his crayfish. #fb
  14. @alleycat101 Thank you! We are very excited! My mom has already bought 20 pairs of shoes despite the fact that babies don't wear them.
  15. @MikeDrucker Happy Birthday!
  16. @tomiacuzio You beat Ausiello by one minute. Good scoopin'!
  17. Phlegm isn't spelled how it sounds but it is kinda spelled how it tastes. #imsick
  18. @alleycat101 We are having a girl! Due June 1st
  19. Can I blame my Toyota for my not being famous? #fb
  20. No power. Playing Scrabble by DieHard emergency light in dining room just like the Pilgrims. #fb