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  1. Bought a bootleg copy of 'Avatar' off an Algerian on the street. The 3-D glasses come with a nose.
  2. Flying to Atlanta on Monday. May double up on swine flu shots.
  3. Gift solution - Get them tixs to my stand-up @ Mont Bleu in Tahoe, 2/13/10 w/ Brad Wollack (Chelsea Lately). http://bit.ly/7OAhg0
  4. Considering switching from iPhone to a Blackberry. Like suicide, I've considered it, but would never do it. It's just for attention.
  5. #1 Shameless plug: Watch 'Funniest Commercials of the Year' tonight. TBS- 10/9 Central. I'm hosting with Fred Willard.
  6. Thanks for all the laughs Ogden,UT! Wiseguys Comedy Club was awesome. Heading back to rainy L.A now. http://yfrog.com/1dmdkzj
  7. Overheard Tiger in the bedroom, 'Get there! Get there! ...Now BITE!'
  8. Up early here in Salt Lake City promoting my show at Wise Guys Comedy Club tonight in Ogden. It's the coldest just before the sun rises!
  9. Diverted a carjacking last night! I convinced my carjacker that I had an agreement with Hertz that I would be the only driver.
  10. Tiger's wife just came out of the woodwork and admitted to having sex with him. She is furious with herself!
  11. Starbucks should start charging for office space. #fb
  12. To all of you wearing headsets at the gym...we can hear your farts!
  13. Just got around to taking our Christmas lights down from last year. Will be putting them back up in 15 minutes.
  14. Someone should open a bar and call it Med School. #fb
  15. I think there were some 'transgressions' in the room next to me last night. Kept hearing, "Oh, yeah! Transgress me! Transgress me!"
  16. Ahh, NYC never fails to disappoint with it's holiday lights this time of year! #fb http://yfrog.com/35175ij
  17. In NYC for a few days. Forgot how much I missed speeding down 8th Ave in a cab w/o a seatbelt, falafel odor & listening to Iranian music.
  18. @EricRobertsER : thanks pal. Glad to read you are helping out animals. Hope to see you sometime soon.
  19. It's getting to the point now where you even have to wash your hands after going to the bathroom. #fb
  20. Word has it that Tiger will be starring in the remake of 'Misery'.