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  1. Yes, I have a wandering eye but my other is a lazy eye...so it all balances out. No harm, no foul. #fb
  2. Thank you, Cincinnati! I'm taking your laughs with me and putting them in Tupperware when I get home. #fb
  3. Congratulations to my friend @ScottHamilton09 on his big skating comeback event/fundraiser in Cleveland today. Backflips and all!! #fb
  4. Is it fair to say iPhone charger cords are about a foot too short? Apple needs to lengthen them or raise our electric outlets a foot! #fb
  5. Now I no why peopel abriviate they're tweats. To meny followirs luv too make speling an grammer corections. This tweets for you! Injoy!!!!!
  6. Who's coming to my shows in Cincinatti, OH this weekend? Funny Bones at The Levee. You can drive your Chevy! #fb
  7. Is it fair to say iTunes has become a 99 Cents store? #fb
  8. I guess it's about time to get out of my clown costume...
  9. Don't let the dark fool you. It's still early.
  10. This just in - Thousands injured when they sprang ahead and then fell back. #fb
  11. True story - a guy in a grocery store in Nashville today asked if I would bless his baby. And I wasn't even wearing my collar! #fb
  12. I hate having to get up at 2am to set my clock back. #fb
  13. I'm expecting a major sugar crash in apprx. 2 hours. #fb
  14. Happy Halloween Everyone! Trick or Treat!!! #fb http://yfrog.com/j88olj
  15. It would probably be bad idea right now for a studio head to green-light the sequel: 2013
  16. Thanks Nashville! Nice to know u guys like comedy as much as music, except for that 1 guy with the cowboy hat. U know who u are! #fb
  17. Ah, Autumn...there is nothing more beautiful than watching the slow death of leaves. #fb
  18. Nice to see @Paisleyofficial and @scotthamilton09 at my show tonight...resting for a change. Happy Birthday, Brad and Happy Skating, Scott!
  19. Just arrived at Zanies in Nashville. I'm told there are some heavy hitters in the audience tonight. Hope they don't embarass themselves!!
  20. For my birthday seeing @kevin_nealon do his act. No pressure but it's my birthday. He better be funny. (via @paisleyofficial) SERIOUSLY?