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  1. Bought a bootleg copy of 'Avatar' off an Algerian on the street. The 3-D glasses come with a nose. 5:13 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  2. Flying to Atlanta on Monday. May double up on swine flu shots. 5:11 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  3. Gift solution - Get them tixs to my stand-up @ Mont Bleu in Tahoe, 2/13/10 w/ Brad Wollack (Chelsea Lately). http://bit.ly/7OAhg0 1:26 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  4. Considering switching from iPhone to a Blackberry. Like suicide, I've considered it, but would never do it. It's just for attention. 9:42 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  5. #1 Shameless plug: Watch 'Funniest Commercials of the Year' tonight. TBS- 10/9 Central. I'm hosting with Fred Willard. 5:36 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  6. Thanks for all the laughs Ogden,UT! Wiseguys Comedy Club was awesome. Heading back to rainy L.A now. http://yfrog.com/1dmdkzj 8:21 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  7. Overheard Tiger in the bedroom, 'Get there! Get there! ...Now BITE!' 8:08 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  8. Up early here in Salt Lake City promoting my show at Wise Guys Comedy Club tonight in Ogden. It's the coldest just before the sun rises! 6:00 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  9. Diverted a carjacking last night! I convinced my carjacker that I had an agreement with Hertz that I would be the only driver. 10:10 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  10. Tiger's wife just came out of the woodwork and admitted to having sex with him. She is furious with herself! 9:03 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  11. Starbucks should start charging for office space. #fb 11:23 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  12. To all of you wearing headsets at the gym...we can hear your farts! 3:16 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  13. Just got around to taking our Christmas lights down from last year. Will be putting them back up in 15 minutes. 9:00 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  14. Someone should open a bar and call it Med School. #fb 9:30 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  15. I think there were some 'transgressions' in the room next to me last night. Kept hearing, "Oh, yeah! Transgress me! Transgress me!" 9:10 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  16. Ahh, NYC never fails to disappoint with it's holiday lights this time of year! #fb http://yfrog.com/35175ij 6:28 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  17. In NYC for a few days. Forgot how much I missed speeding down 8th Ave in a cab w/o a seatbelt, falafel odor & listening to Iranian music. 10:54 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  18. @EricRobertsER : thanks pal. Glad to read you are helping out animals. Hope to see you sometime soon. 11:18 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to EricRobertsER
  19. It's getting to the point now where you even have to wash your hands after going to the bathroom. #fb 11:16 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  20. Word has it that Tiger will be starring in the remake of 'Misery'. 3:30 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie