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  1. Yes, I have a wandering eye but my other is a lazy eye...so it all balances out. No harm, no foul. #fbabout 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Thank you, Cincinnati! I'm taking your laughs with me and putting them in Tupperware when I get home. #fbabout 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Congratulations to my friend @ScottHamilton09 on his big skating comeback event/fundraiser in Cleveland today. Backflips and all!! #fb10:11 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  4. Is it fair to say iPhone charger cords are about a foot too short? Apple needs to lengthen them or raise our electric outlets a foot! #fb5:16 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  5. Now I no why peopel abriviate they're tweats. To meny followirs luv too make speling an grammer corections. This tweets for you! Injoy!!!!!3:16 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  6. Who's coming to my shows in Cincinatti, OH this weekend? Funny Bones at The Levee. You can drive your Chevy! #fb12:12 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  7. Is it fair to say iTunes has become a 99 Cents store? #fb10:09 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  8. I guess it's about time to get out of my clown costume...7:04 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  9. Don't let the dark fool you. It's still early.6:48 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  10. This just in - Thousands injured when they sprang ahead and then fell back. #fb8:15 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  11. True story - a guy in a grocery store in Nashville today asked if I would bless his baby. And I wasn't even wearing my collar! #fb11:04 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  12. I hate having to get up at 2am to set my clock back. #fb7:27 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  13. I'm expecting a major sugar crash in apprx. 2 hours. #fb4:10 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  14. Happy Halloween Everyone! Trick or Treat!!! #fb http://yfrog.com/j88olj9:50 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  15. It would probably be bad idea right now for a studio head to green-light the sequel: 20139:10 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  16. Thanks Nashville! Nice to know u guys like comedy as much as music, except for that 1 guy with the cowboy hat. U know who u are! #fb5:04 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  17. Ah, Autumn...there is nothing more beautiful than watching the slow death of leaves. #fb10:47 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  18. Nice to see @Paisleyofficial and @scotthamilton09 at my show tonight...resting for a change. Happy Birthday, Brad and Happy Skating, Scott!8:52 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  19. Just arrived at Zanies in Nashville. I'm told there are some heavy hitters in the audience tonight. Hope they don't embarass themselves!!3:44 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  20. For my birthday seeing @kevin_nealon do his act. No pressure but it's my birthday. He better be funny. (via @paisleyofficial) SERIOUSLY?3:38 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie