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Day 4: Replace-the-Roof-athon. Operators are standing by. With your donation no longer will roofs remain naked in the summer sun. Act now.

kett Dear Deer, what were you doing in the middle of downtown last night? Confused high rises for canyons? Ain't no grazing in that parking lot.
kett Oh. God. One day left before The Return To Work. One day. Must find way to extend tomorrows paltry 24 hours into 2,024.
kett Drinking mini-keg Warsteiner as part of ongoing celebration of sabbatical. 7 days down, 26 to go. Expect cocaine to replace beer by day 16.
kett The weather has gone from snow to sun to hail to rain in the span of an hour. Just chill out, dude, we get it. You're the weather.
kett Right, so... have been so out of touch with the world since working from home again that my cell phone actually had a thick layer of dust.
kett Shoes arrived in mail today! Even though I got them for myself it feels a bit like Santa came to visit in April. Wearing them with PJ's.
kett Captains Log: Crew restless as temperature plummets from balmy to holy-fuck. Must smoke cigarettes out of fireplace chimney. Dream of July.
kett I wash dishes like a mad scientist: gloves to my elbows, plastic apron, goggles, wellies. My hubby can do them in a suit. Happy Anniversary.
kett Dear Fire Alarm: Seriously? You realize that was just cinnamon dust, right? Do you see smoke here? Fire? No? Didn't think so.
kett One thing I've never dealt with at the office: cleaning warm piss off of the carpet... yet.
kett Me: What is this: ~ and how does it contribute to the English language? Him: "snake" Me: I can see how that would be useful: ~ in the grass
kett Mormon family over for dinner last night. Kept glancing out of the corner of their eyes at the wine bar, like you avoid staring at nose zit.
kett Dogs holding up their "co-worker" end of the deal. They stop by my desk periodically to shoot the shit about the weather and the weekend.
kett I am back working from home again. Relief so overwhelming I've been curled up in front of the liquor cabinet singing Dead Kennedy songs.
kett 3rd day working in office. Supplies, hope running low. Eerie fluorescent glow causing hallucinations. Must get out...
kett Faint undertone of rebellion in the office today. Fear that someone may do something rash like slam their phone down extra loud.
kett Him: one of the guys from corporate tools is in town, he wants a meeting. Me: Cool. Wait. Is that seriously his title? Corporate Tool? H ... ...
kett Spent 4 hours packing my husbands Star Wars toys for shipping after they sold on eBay. Had to chain smoke gasoline rags to remove the taint.
kett Does espresso in one hand, blackberry in the other & a desk phone pressed to my ear make me part of the ratrace if I have a Fugazi ringtone?