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Day 4: Replace-the-Roof-athon. Operators are standing by. With your donation no longer will roofs remain naked in the summer sun. Act now.
| kett Dear Deer, what were you doing in the middle of downtown last night? Confused high rises for canyons? Ain't no grazing in that parking lot. |
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| kett Oh. God. One day left before The Return To Work. One day. Must find way to extend tomorrows paltry 24 hours into 2,024. |
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| kett Drinking mini-keg Warsteiner as part of ongoing celebration of sabbatical. 7 days down, 26 to go. Expect cocaine to replace beer by day 16. |
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| kett The weather has gone from snow to sun to hail to rain in the span of an hour. Just chill out, dude, we get it. You're the weather. |
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| kett Right, so... have been so out of touch with the world since working from home again that my cell phone actually had a thick layer of dust. |
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| kett Shoes arrived in mail today! Even though I got them for myself it feels a bit like Santa came to visit in April. Wearing them with PJ's. |
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| kett Captains Log: Crew restless as temperature plummets from balmy to holy-fuck. Must smoke cigarettes out of fireplace chimney. Dream of July. |
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| kett I wash dishes like a mad scientist: gloves to my elbows, plastic apron, goggles, wellies. My hubby can do them in a suit. Happy Anniversary. |
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| kett Dear Fire Alarm: Seriously? You realize that was just cinnamon dust, right? Do you see smoke here? Fire? No? Didn't think so. |
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| kett One thing I've never dealt with at the office: cleaning warm piss off of the carpet... yet. |
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| kett Me: What is this: ~ and how does it contribute to the English language? Him: "snake" Me: I can see how that would be useful: ~ in the grass |
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| kett Mormon family over for dinner last night. Kept glancing out of the corner of their eyes at the wine bar, like you avoid staring at nose zit. |
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| kett Dogs holding up their "co-worker" end of the deal. They stop by my desk periodically to shoot the shit about the weather and the weekend. |
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| kett I am back working from home again. Relief so overwhelming I've been curled up in front of the liquor cabinet singing Dead Kennedy songs. |
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| kett 3rd day working in office. Supplies, hope running low. Eerie fluorescent glow causing hallucinations. Must get out... |
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| kett Faint undertone of rebellion in the office today. Fear that someone may do something rash like slam their phone down extra loud. |
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| kett Him: one of the guys from corporate tools is in town, he wants a meeting. Me: Cool. Wait. Is that seriously his title? Corporate Tool? H ... ... |
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| kett Spent 4 hours packing my husbands Star Wars toys for shipping after they sold on eBay. Had to chain smoke gasoline rags to remove the taint. |
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| kett Does espresso in one hand, blackberry in the other & a desk phone pressed to my ear make me part of the ratrace if I have a Fugazi ringtone? |
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