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  1. Loki sounds like a billion kinds of fun, aside from the whole end-of-the-world thing. "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride." Ha!
  2. @shadowsinstone See, if the porn spammers wanted to get followers, they'd switch the gender of the chest shots. Or even a back shot. Rowr.
  3. @shadowsinstone Hey, @jenthegingerkid has a half-naked guy IN CHAINS for her avatar today. Not that I noticed or anything...
  4. @cjredwine I think I'd be noticed toting around a gun of any kind. Clearly, the solution is to place a zombie goat minion in his office.
  5. @cjredwine but i dint go 2 medicul skool, so i b stoopid (Some people know not how fortunate they are I lack smiting ability.)
  6. Dr. insists all sentences pertaining to same topic MUST be separated by semicolons. My dear sir, allow me to introduce you to a paragraph...
  7. @cjredwine Nope, no benefits, other than paying for what you didn't used to. How could anybody resist THAT?! Must work on some sucker, tho.
  8. Oh, I am SO setting myself as a marketing guru. "If a crack dealer with a 6th grade education can make a buck, imagine what YOU can do!"
  9. If you're going to market like a drug dealer, the free samples have to be primo shit I cannot live without, or I'll just detox and forget it
  10. If I could afford to pay for a service, I'da been paying for the GOOD one that was never free instead of settling for a crappy free version.
  11. What is with the rash of "our service used to be free, but now we expect you to pay for it" lately? I'm at five just this week.
  12. RT @devynburton The MOMENT you have been WAITING FOR. TwiLOL - Twilight in LOL Speak. http://www.twilol.com/6.html ~ iz EZR 2 reed, srsly
  13. Awesome spam plugin! Too bad if you, like me, have at all adjusted your internet security settings above "none," you can't leave a comment.
  14. It is too damn early for technical difficulties. I will give technology some time to wake up before I start kicking its ass.
  15. characters, in addition to being an amazing storyteller who plunges the reader into lots of uncommon/exotic settings. The End
  16. Marjorie Liu's THE LAST TWILIGHT (part of the Dirk and Steele series) has an African hero. Liu is pretty ethnically diverse with her
  17. So if you happen to be looking for an AA character in a paranormal romance, here's what I would have told you on Amazon:
  18. @SharonGerlach You could make her an astronaut... -->me, being so very, very helpful now with this "plotting" thing<--
  19. Tried to consolidate my Amazon accounts. Ended up wiping out my purchasing history. Now can't comment the one time I have relevant comment.
  20. @shadowsinstone I fear, however, I will have a fantastic story notebook but be unable to write the story. *sigh* We shall see...