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  1. wonders if the parade's planning a Rickroll this year. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @mdhughes Wow, I feel honored for my species to have made third place. ;-) about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mdhughes
  3. @stacebass That is the HUGEST papasan chair I've ever seen. Either that, or that guy is remarkably well-proportioned for being so small. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to stacebass
  4. @megnut Whew, I was worried you were stuffing it last night, like they do on the commercials! :-) about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to megnut
  5. @megnut When'll you stuff? If the night before, it has to be cold. If you stuff right before you cook, make sure stuffing gets/stays at 165. 7:37 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to megnut
  6. @megnut Definitely cold. (Assuming the turkey is cold.) If you put hot or warm in the cold turkey, ++bacteria. Yuck. 5:15 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to megnut
  7. You know what you get when you put a half cup of chocolate frozen yogurt, a half cup of skim milk, and a brownie into the blender? Happy. 5:10 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  8. @sxtxixtxcxh Oh no! I hope you're OK. 3:25 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to sxtxixtxcxh
  9. @schwa Why do you have pizza and underwear together? 1:15 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to schwa
  10. @GlennF I hear that will make you go blind. 1:11 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to GlennF
  11. @GlennF Meep. 1:09 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to GlennF
  12. Excited about Sun.'s 60 Minutes re: our oceanography program! http://bit.ly/8Xi5vR Would've liked to be there when this was edited, tho. ;-) 1:06 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  13. @TrafficMike I have two different boxes of tissues on my desk for just this reason! 10:03 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to TrafficMike
  14. @siegel They think it's the official Twitter logo. It's like saying "Kleenex" when you mean facial tissue. 10:02 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to siegel
  15. @ebertchicago Richard Dawkins addressed something very similar to this question in his TED talk. http://bit.ly/1PpJRf Watch 17:04-18:44. 9:50 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to ebertchicago
  16. I have no joke here, I just have to say Maurice. Dunkin Donuts' new talking espresso bean. http://bit.ly/4Icsuc 9:27 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  17. Hmm, @wjdennen, isn't saying "Happy Eid al-Adha" kind of like saying "Happy Yom Kippur" or "Happy Good Friday" or "Happy Ramadan"? 9:25 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to wjdennen
  18. @traciesweeney I think we need to schedule a meeting. ;-) 9:08 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to traciesweeney
  19. @wilshipley No, no, no. Real poutine = AWESOME. 9:08 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to wilshipley
  20. @tedsmimi There will be TROUBLE if that's the case. 6:06 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to tedsmimi