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  1. Convinced marques that it would be a good idea to eat chicken and dumplings for lunch on the road. It wasn't. Full tummy. 11:51 AM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  2. @jrpage82 do you want to pick me up out at southridge tomorrow night? probably around 6ish? i don't want to make my mom come out there! 7:10 PM Nov 24th from web
  3. @jrpage82 @teener_weener @stephaniedingez @thebecksters you guys know how i feel about meat on the bone! 7:10 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. @jrpage82 @teener_weener @stephaniedingez @thebecksters are there bones in their meat dishes? i know a lot of jamaican places don't debone! 7:09 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. i never knew i could have this much stress over a litterbox. i mean, who have i become? 4:26 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. if i had been hit by a molotov cocktail earlier and has to miss turkey, tudors, and ale-8, i would be SERIOUSLY ANGRY. 12:31 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. oh, i must have missed the MOLOTOV COCKTAILS when i saw this dude earlier. http://bit.ly/8x4icD 12:29 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. yesterday marked two years of living in the dc area. i guess i can no longer use the excuse "we just moved up here a little while ago..." 11:48 AM Nov 24th from web
  9. @stephaniedingez yep! i'll be hitting charleston around 6 pm, if all goes well! talk to jas! 11:44 AM Nov 24th from web
  10. @thebecksters @chrisweenas @jrpage82 @teener_weener HEY GUYS I GET TO SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!! WOOOOOO <3 11:12 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. crazy dude parked his van in the middle of k street and hindered my way back to work. thanks crazy justice dude. 11:05 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. i want this calendar, please! http://bit.ly/4BPzGW 8:48 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. @lorriebee i love those cards! this is my favorite - http://bit.ly/7Nfyct 12:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. @dcseth what! it was a drive-by hamming! 12:05 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. @jrpage82 facebook keeps telling me to i have to "reconnect" with you! shut up, facebook. 7:59 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. @thebecksters well, i cried way harder at wall-e than i did at up, but up will give you a good cry, even in the first 10 minutes girl! 7:58 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. @thebecksters @jrpage82 don't do it, beck, you'll cry like a little girl. A LITTLE GIRL. 7:37 PM Nov 22nd from web
  18. @thebecksters JT IS COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD? no wat. when is this happening? 7:33 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. IFC shows episodes of arrested development? even though i have all the dvds, there's still something awesome about seeing it on tv. 7:18 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. @jrpage82 omg, i cried so hard at up too! 7:18 PM Nov 22nd from web