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  1. RT @velocitylou: For Your Entertainment? http://bit.ly/7Xad4B
  2. Now why would I write THAT? Because I read it in "Whoever Fights Monsters" by Robert K. Ressler, retired FBI profiler of serial killers.
  3. As I write this, somewhere in the world a guy is putting on women's undergarments while looking at pictures of Nazis.
  4. RT @HumanityCritic: Arianna Huffington's hyperbole makes her one of the clumsiest writers in history. Ok, her hyperbole is contagious.
  5. @UndressJess "Anvil" is great. Enjoy that. It will tug at your heart. It did mine.
  6. RT @Neil_Hamburger: Ed Hardy is coming out with a new line of trashbags.......His customers.
  7. RT @ProfBlackistone: I'm confused. Chris Berman does weight loss commercials and Applebees commercials.
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watc... It's a Friendly World. Why should any heart be lonely? Words to live by.
  9. Boy, that Marilu Henner. I sure would like to bend her over my pinball machine. #1970sthoughts
  10. I can't stand the Hot Topic bimbo on NCIS.
  11. Just read the script to "The Tony Clifton Story" by Andy Kaufma/Bob Zmuda. Pity it never got made.
  12. Slept lightly. Must remember to take night medicine.
  13. You wanna bang y'allself a goat? 'Cause the goat's dead, but, uh, we c'n still do this thang. Hell, I'll give you boys a discount!
  14. Congratulations, Adam Lambert. Your song "For Your Entertainment" is only 31 yrs. behind Queen's "Let Me Entertain You". #amas
  15. I killed it on Tetris Marathon. Vanquished and owned. Pwnd, even. All 15 levels. This is the highlight of my adult life.
  16. I spent an hour 40 minutes talking to Scott tonight. My goodness. Mostly talking about hot chicks we used to like who didn't like us back.
  17. @mspark I'm just wondering if it will get better. SNL and wrestling are the only shows people watch when they're bad in hopes they won't.
  18. @mspark You're watching SNL? What's it like? Does it feel like part of a reclamation project you've undertaken?
  19. @MarkPrindle Klosterman believes brevity is the soul of wit, and will take 20,000 words to explain why. He had his moments a few years ago.
  20. I predict that the 2011-12 Talk Show Wars after Oprah quits will be the bloodiest in our time. This is how civilization will end.