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Last thursday a homeless guy came into the laundromat i was at & asked if he cud change the tv to "survivor". isn't tv for escaping reality?about 13 hours agofrom web
@lessthree i'm tryin 2 figure it all out. mostly i'm just gonna tweet funny things i hear black guys say in bathrooms.11:43 AM Dec 6thfrom web
@natas666 nah he wasn't homeless at all, he was dressed like a daper gentleman. he was cool.11:29 AM Dec 6thfrom web
@lessthree yeah man i thought it was real racist when he said that shit! I couldnt believe it11:28 AM Dec 6thfrom web
"you KNOW i'm gonna piss all over dem new jeans you wearin if you dont hurry!" -Black guy to kid at urinal at the Trailhead bar9:59 AM Dec 6thfrom web
hey it's world AIDS day today so if you know someone with AIDS maybe you could be nice to them for once you fuckin asshole.5:40 PM Dec 1stfrom web
my mom once told me that i should make sure to marry my best friend. unless my best friend was a jew. i may have added the 2nd part.6:16 PM Nov 30thfrom web