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  1. Can't sleep. All I have to keep me company is a toy accordion, a talking duck, & this: http://is.gd/5racP NOTE: Duck may be a hallucination.
  2. Please join me in wishing @flidby a very happy birthday. If you see him in the street, give him a great big hug. THEN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
  3. @flidby Please retract "belated" and increase the emphasis on "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". Go have a drink on me. Put it on my tab. First, start my tab
  4. Last night's Buzzcocks seemed to have about 3 different nervous breakdowns happening concurrently. Brilliant. Someone get Tate her meds.
  5. Is Jamie Cullum a Pokemon?
  6. @Tony___ Of course: http://is.gd/5qZ9m
  7. NO ONE mention I misspelled "THIRD". Just hand me the gun and let me go into the woods. I'll make sure to find a hole.
  8. And yes, THRID time's the charm, after misspelling "Jingle Belle". Do you think I need sleep? Do ya? DO YA?!?!
  9. Hey! @Paul_Dini is presenting brand new weekly JINGLE BELLE strips exclusively at Quick Stop starting NOW http://is.gd/5qY7H Spread the word
  10. Previous Jingle Belle announcement was re-sent, fixing Paul's address, which is @Paul_Dini. So be sure to retweet the corrected version.
  11. Is Quebec a breeding ground for clowns? Do we have to drain it, or just stop leaving food out?
  12. @flidby It's belated, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you magnificent bastard!
  13. @flidby You didn't get the card I sent you? Bloody hell... Last time I send something via wishful thinking.
  14. Does the Queen even pay attention during the Royal Variety Performance, or does she just sit & listen to her iPod, text messaging all night?
  15. Well, do ya? RE @NutsOnTheRoad: Have a question for Santa? E-mail dearsanta@nutsontheroad.net for answers!
  16. Remember that @PaulDini announcement I mentioned earlier? Coming shortly...
  17. @MerrickAICN Quit yer whining.
  18. Big announcement involving Quick Stop Entertainment and the great @PaulDini coming in just a few short hours. Consider yourself teased.
  19. @MerrickAICN I know you. So her.
  20. RT @timminchin 1/2 of all Dec sales of White Wine in the Sun go to Autism research. Buy http://bit.ly/8SucQ5. Charting mission looking good!