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  1. Phew! That was a close one. Tomorrow was almost Friday the 13th!
  2. I'm way skinnier than my profile picture now. Need to update it. Meh.
  3. Last night I went tanning for 5 entire minutes & now I feel like a total sexbomb because I actually did something aesthetic to myself.
  4. Just now on my way to the office? There was a yellow lab running down the freeway against traffic, horror in his eyes. Poor thing.
  5. Someone just yelled from the bathroom, "oh man, my farts smell like the zoo!". Um. Como?
  6. Enduring a speech from some 18 year old kid who thinks he knows all about life because he got a 4.0. Yay for graduation.
  7. I decided our next kid has to be a girl because the one behind me in the theater right now? I want to steal her.
  8. Seeing 2 movies today. Have to get as many in as possible while we don't have the baby.
  9. Everyone else had the same idea: leave work early for m day weekend in order to avoid traffic.
  10. bought tickets 2 this financial seminar and now if rather not go. 7 hours of investing advice and i think if rather be shopping at best buy.
  11. Oh, hi twitter, forgot you existed for a minute. Want some cheese?
  12. 20 lbs down today, W0OT!
  13. Reunited! Baby mama had a good break:
  14. On an anniversary weekend without the boy. So strange yet so nice!
  15. Baby has stomach flu. Again. Please tell me this is normal... I'm so sick of being puked on.
  16. You know? Queen is pretty amazing. I WANT TO BREAK FREE = pretty much a fabulous song for a FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
  17. I'm addicted to the Texas polyg raid headlines.
  18. I stay up too late. Every night! Why can't I stop?
  19. $50 in gas and then use up $20 worth of it just waiting in LINE to get out of the gas station pk lot. I'm buying a horse.
  20. Damn you, Miley Cyrus for that way too catchy tune. "I got my sight set on you, and I'm ready to aim"