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  1. Who fancies a session of nasal prognostications? http://awe.sm/6vx Holiday snaps from my last 12 months at City Hall also on offer!10:15 AM Apr 28th from web
  2. I'm coming back, baby! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/... They could have picked a less sullen pic, though...6:11 AM Mar 19th from web
  3. Bugger3:55 PM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  4. Oh come on, I want to go to bed...2:35 PM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  5. Just put in an order for a Van der Graaff desk for my office. Should be a hair-raising experience, come next week.10:25 AM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  6. Have invited all my staff to an immense fish & chips banquet in my office. Should leave a lasting impression for whoever's in here next.9:19 AM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  7. I appear to have worn a hole in the carpet in my office from too much pacing up and down. Oh well, Boris can pick up the repair bill.8:58 AM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  8. Policies in preparation for Boris #3 - All door frames to be a maximum of 40cm wide.8:31 AM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  9. Policies in preparation for Boris #2 - The mayor must sport a bald head at all times, to project the image of a streamlined leadership.7:44 AM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  10. Creating some ridiculous policies in case Boris turfs me out this evening. #1 - The Mayor's chair must have spikes fitted at all times.4:02 AM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  11. Pacing up and down in the office. Could be out of a job in 10 ours! No, don't think like that Ken, it'll all be OK...1:15 AM May 2nd, 2008 from web
  12. Vote! Vote!! VOTE!!!!10:27 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  13. Pounding the streets of sunny Stoke Newington, barking at everyone to vote. Getting lots of support from shop owners. No more free coffees!9:57 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  14. Reading an article from tonight's Evening Standard where their panel is 5-2 in favour of me. Hah ha! Suck on that, Gilligan!4:42 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  15. Finished my banter with Stratford shoppers - off to Walthamstow.4:40 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  16. I've started some kind of mayoral Costa vs. Starbucks war. Oh dear. Getting free coffee from Starbucks. Thanks! Hope they vote for me!3:55 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  17. Describing Boris as the Prince of Darkness, whilst wandering the mean streets of Stratford. Should make a nice soundbite for the papers.3:45 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  18. Thousands flooding to Vote Match http://tinyurl.com/6gw4yl - hopefully their views on the key Pigeon issue will make it suggest me as mayor.3:31 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  19. I love the Guardian. The have a totally endless anti-Boris article. Set aside a few hours to read it - http://tinyurl.com/5vyxfs3:21 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  20. Voting day! Ken Of The Day: Me! Go vote!!2:17 AM May 1st, 2008 from web
  • Name Fake Ken Livingstone
  • Location London, UK
  • Web http://kenlivings...
  • Bio Not mayor of London. (n.b. will move out of way for real Ken - @ message me)
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