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  1. Sleep. Laying out a mental schedule for the next few weeks which I will, of course, forget by morning. All part of the plan.
  2. @thatguynamedtom Hah! Man that dog is awesome. And huge.
  3. Wow, Firefox 3.5 really does pop.
  4. http://twitpic.com/9g0u2 - Bbq at @thatguynamedtom's
  5. The only thing those laws accomplish is making me furious with the "think of the children" crowd. Also, fuck babies.
  6. Attention politicians: if you support legalizing fireworks, boobs and cursing, you could support punching babies and I'd still vote for you.
  7. @the_weebs how are you holding up tonight? Not exactly a dog-centric holiday, I know.
  8. @CiaoBellaMe Aww those are cute! Also delicious I bet...
  9. @tweed Yay! A perfect fourth of july present!
  10. @CiaoBellaMe You live 5 mins from the beach, come to stockton, and then go to the beach? DOES NOT COMPUTE BLEEP BLOOP BLORP
  11. @eclectrica I can't. I blocked off the entire weekend for being antisocial and blowing stuff up :(
  12. Not sure what's worse: the fact that I'm spending my afternoon watching modern marvels: corn or the fact that I find it fascinating.
  13. @eaceaser D:
  14. @HarperMD Probably because you live right by it. Wait a minute, I -also- live right by bart. This means... something...
  15. Lolcats are an excellent source of carbohaidrates
  16. I get blindingly narcissistic whenever I cook a decent meal, as in "I HAVE A PENIS AND CAN FOLLOW A SIMPLE RECIPE. I DEMAND A KEN PARADE."
  17. Finally getting internet hooked up in my new place. The pre has been a good stopgap, but I'm looking forward to a resolution > 320x480
  18. My evening consisted of grocery shopping, cooking dinner, watching 30 rock, going for a walk, and being in bed by 1130. Calm down, ladies.
  19. @HarperMD I read that as "mouse I got was detective." Can you please make sure your next one is? That would be badass
  20. @tweed feature request: a way to separate update alerts from reply alerts. My timeline updates very frequently but I only care about replies