kenfoldsfive
- Sleep. Laying out a mental schedule for the next few weeks which I will, of course, forget by morning. All part of the plan.about 13 hours ago from Tweed
- @thatguynamedtom Hah! Man that dog is awesome. And huge.about 13 hours ago from Tweed in reply to thatguynamedtom
- Wow, Firefox 3.5 really does pop.about 14 hours ago from web
- http://twitpic.com/9g0u2 - Bbq at @thatguynamedtom'sabout 21 hours ago from TwitPic
- The only thing those laws accomplish is making me furious with the "think of the children" crowd. Also, fuck babies.10:25 PM Jul 4th from Tweed
- Attention politicians: if you support legalizing fireworks, boobs and cursing, you could support punching babies and I'd still vote for you.10:24 PM Jul 4th from Tweed
- @the_weebs how are you holding up tonight? Not exactly a dog-centric holiday, I know.10:21 PM Jul 4th from Tweed
- @CiaoBellaMe Aww those are cute! Also delicious I bet...10:19 PM Jul 4th from Tweed in reply to CiaoBellaMe
- @tweed Yay! A perfect fourth of july present!10:17 PM Jul 4th from Tweed in reply to tweed
- @CiaoBellaMe You live 5 mins from the beach, come to stockton, and then go to the beach? DOES NOT COMPUTE BLEEP BLOOP BLORP7:44 PM Jul 4th from Tweed in reply to CiaoBellaMe
- @eclectrica I can't. I blocked off the entire weekend for being antisocial and blowing stuff up :(7:42 PM Jul 4th from Tweed in reply to eclectrica
- Not sure what's worse: the fact that I'm spending my afternoon watching modern marvels: corn or the fact that I find it fascinating.5:35 PM Jul 4th from Tweed
- @eaceaser D:4:15 PM Jul 4th from Tweed in reply to eaceaser
- @HarperMD Probably because you live right by it. Wait a minute, I -also- live right by bart. This means... something...12:45 PM Jul 4th from Tweed in reply to HarperMD
- Lolcats are an excellent source of carbohaidrates12:59 PM Jul 3rd from Tweed
- I get blindingly narcissistic whenever I cook a decent meal, as in "I HAVE A PENIS AND CAN FOLLOW A SIMPLE RECIPE. I DEMAND A KEN PARADE."12:52 PM Jul 3rd from Tweed
- Finally getting internet hooked up in my new place. The pre has been a good stopgap, but I'm looking forward to a resolution > 320x48012:04 PM Jul 3rd from Tweed
- My evening consisted of grocery shopping, cooking dinner, watching 30 rock, going for a walk, and being in bed by 1130. Calm down, ladies.11:40 PM Jul 2nd from Tweed
- @HarperMD I read that as "mouse I got was detective." Can you please make sure your next one is? That would be badass11:22 PM Jul 2nd from Tweed in reply to HarperMD
- @tweed feature request: a way to separate update alerts from reply alerts. My timeline updates very frequently but I only care about replies4:35 PM Jul 2nd from Tweed
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