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  1. Guy at OC airport: "Didn't that nose ring hurt?" Me: *eyeroll* "Buddy, you don't even want to KNOW what else I have pierced." 7:26 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. Ugh. Some douchebag coming up on @DrPhil calls himself "unapologetically male." 10 bucks says he's the worst person on earth! 12:46 PM Nov 18th from web
  3. Oh my god, I can't wait to get to California. I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT, YOU GUYS! 3:05 PM Nov 17th from web
  4. he was at one point, but I tried to find him and couldn't. @willi155 @kendallmck Is he on the Twitter? 10:51 AM Nov 17th from web
  5. Send a coat hanger to pro-choice Dems who voted for #Stupak Amendment: http://www.sendacoathanger.com @credomobile Please RT 7:53 PM Nov 16th from web
  6. I think John Sant has some. FB him. @willi155 Does anyone have any #GoogleWave invites? Pretty please? 7:43 PM Nov 16th from web
  7. Support Stop the Stupak Amendment, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/4C1vfq 10:30 AM Nov 16th from Twibbon
  8. Dude, it's so nice outside I want to cry a little. Warmth in November almost makes up for NYC Summer of Torrential Rain '09. 10:25 AM Nov 16th from web
  9. Yeah, no thanks to you! Boyfriend fail! @gregwasserstrom @kendallmck closure at last! 3:20 PM Nov 15th from web
  10. Oh. Fuck. Me. I'd have to move. @lazerbug @kendallmck It might be good to keep an eye out. Cld be a hive in an attic or near a vent outside. 3:15 PM Nov 15th from web
  11. My worst nightmare. Now I'm worried there was more than 1! @lazerbug @kendallmck I had an apt. w a wasp infestation-they'd last abt a day. 12:58 PM Nov 15th from web
  12. @SHough610 Congrats! (Make sure you're being healthy about it!) 9:51 AM Nov 15th from web in reply to SHough610
  13. FYI, I have a totally irrational and all-consuming phobia of wasps. I lived w that thing for 7 days and didn't completely lose it = victory! 9:40 AM Nov 15th from web
  14. That wasp has been in my room for 7 DAYS! I finally got the stupid thing to an open window, and it DIDN'T leave. Killed it w/ the window. :( 9:33 AM Nov 15th from web
  15. I can do your FB for you! I AM a specialist, after all! I can visit & pay 4 my lodging in trade! RT @bryanbeller @kendallmck not on FB yet! 9:28 AM Nov 15th from web
  16. @greghirson You seen the Kirk Cameron banana video? It's amazing. (Fun fact: I had a huge crush on him before I knew he was crazypants.) 9:24 AM Nov 15th from web in reply to greghirson
  17. I used to <3 finding his newsletters on my windshield! RT @MattBesser EvangelistTonyAlamo sentenced to 175 yrs in prison 4 fucking minors. 2:36 PM Nov 13th from web
  18. There's no fresher hell than slow internet. I don't think this connection could be any worse. Fuck losing your job (& company-paid internet) 2:07 PM Nov 13th from web
  19. @bryanbeller I just became your fan on Facebook, you famous asshole. Do you not have an actual profile? LAME! (if you do, DM it to me.) 1:57 PM Nov 13th from web
  20. Do you like fucking without making tons of babies? Then this is the article for you! http://j.mp/1rFTmg 12:22 PM Nov 13th from web