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  1. @tina_w_hudson Where does that leave Van Morrison? 'The new Burl Ives'?
  2. @Anjeebaby It's criminal how nice you are though. :)
  3. @thatgrrl That's one theory... :)
  4. @afieryphoenix I never used it but, yes, that would be my perception of how it is. Let's not encourage it here, eh?
  5. @thatgrrl Funny girl. :)
  6. @mcawilliams Boobs... Can't spell... you sound like my type. :)
  7. @camiknickers Malkovich *has* a withered arm! Quick get an autograph (with non-withered arm)... oh no, wait, that was Beadle, wasn't it?
  8. All these, "I just did a quiz, aren't I wonderful?" tweets are a bit of a passion-killer, aren't they?
  9. RT @MichelleBlake Beauty is just a light switch away
  10. @marjamaharaja Thanks. Trish had the time of her life yesterday, cried genuine tears to be there and C31 looks pretty amazing, wait and see.
  11. @filmutopia Not just London, that. People think I'm weak because I come across as 'nice'. Then I tear their head off and piss down the hole.
  12. @bngr Jobs Blow.
  13. @bngr As in "'I know that guy, he's got zip in his pants." :)
  14. @bngr It's not real, I have that paper at home. Somebody's tweaked the headline. :)
  15. @demonchild6 Sorry. That came out 'wronger' than I meant it to.
  16. In one of those those Twitter moments, people are tweeting about zippers. So, in that spirit, what's got 100 teeth and holds back a monster?
  17. @demonchild6 Hopefully no more Munch-Kins in the bathroom tho? :)
  18. @filmutopia That excellent policy could use a catchy slogan. Perhaps, "Rude people can just fu*k off."
  19. @Wimbledon Your Tweets were great over the fortnight. Thanks very much.
  20. Better do some work. Did I tell you I was in a coffin this weekend? http://tinyurl.com/l8zutk I did, didn't I?