kenangonewild
-
If I make it through today, I should get some kind of prize.
about 1 hour ago
from txt
-
The new Star Trek movie? Total trash. Give me Wrath of Khan or First Contact. Hell, I'd settle for Undiscovered Country. YEAH, I WENT THERE.
about 21 hours ago
from web
-
A really hot "modern interpretation" of Princess Jasmine from Aladdin: .
6:41 PM Nov 30th
from web
-
Stalking a 'well-dressed pigeon lady' into Sears with @.
3:34 PM Nov 29th
from txt
-
@ A magical place? No, no, no. It's THE magical place. The source of all magic in the world. Scratch that, in my world. THE SOURCE.
11:17 AM Nov 29th
from web
in reply to Jilko
-
The evolution of the Snuggie?
9:34 AM Nov 29th
from web
-
@ It's a great day to get married! Does this mean I'll see you there?
9:22 AM Nov 28th
from web
in reply to xiaoColleen
-
Well, it's not going to get me back the sleep I lost, but, they're coming to fix the heat situation today. Yaaay!
8:03 AM Nov 28th
from web
-
I'm unable to fall back asleep because it's seriously a hundred degrees in my room. Ugggggh.
3:39 AM Nov 28th
from web
-
@ Yes. I love how the small man I hung out with at Nick's 24/7 Pizza was playing the role of a porn producer. I approve!
6:01 PM Nov 27th
from web
in reply to UrbanSam
-
Finally, there's a solution (in flow chart form!) for those of us who can't decide on what cereal to eat for breakfast:
5:56 PM Nov 27th
from web
-
Putting on sunscreen every hour gets real old, real fast.
11:31 AM Nov 27th
from txt
-
I love that Whataburger is only closed for thirty-two hours each year and that it doesn't occur until Christmas Eve.
9:44 PM Nov 26th
from txt
-
Ben Giroux was on House?!?! ... If I had a tail, I'd be hiding it between my legs right now.
5:14 PM Nov 26th
from web
-
My father is asleep! Now to help with the dishes to appease my mother and uncle so I might sneak off. Freedom is within my grasp!
2:36 PM Nov 26th
from txt
-
@ Only old people leave "strongly worded" letters because someone took their parking spot. Most of these old people are also white.
10:31 PM Nov 25th
from web
in reply to moohopala
-
@ It was either a melodramatic tweet or a strongly worded letter on their windshield. I opted for the former since I'm only 24.
10:29 PM Nov 25th
from web
in reply to moohopala
-
Someone parked in my spot! Now I have to park in another and the parking lot is going to descend into chaos and now Thanksgiving is RUINED!
10:19 PM Nov 25th
from web
-
Chai with @.
8:48 PM Nov 25th
from txt
-
@ Then it's a good thing I wasn't offended!
2:04 PM Nov 25th
from web
in reply to timchilcott
|
- Name Kenan
- Location Phoenx, AZ
- Bio Desperately seeking out someone else who liked Metal Warriors or Kid Chameleon as much as I did as a kid.
|
