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  1. RT @HBK112: RT: @ezraklein: Lieberman's office is welcome to call *me* as opposed to, say, calling people about me. Courage!
  2. @tomstraining 200m 3:58 base, 3:56 effort. Can maybe get another second or 2, but may not have tome b4 holidays. #winterswim
  3. I'd like to point out that I said months ago health-care reform would fail. And that Lieberman is a putz. #fb
  4. RT: @sportsminute: Tag Heuer watches will cont w/ Tiger Woods. altho Woods had many affairs, he was nevr late 4 any of them. (via @HBK112)
  5. Is the Castrol advert featuring Cristiano Ronaldo a bid to enhance his Man Ratings?
  6. Watching replay of track #cycling round from Colombia. It looks like they couldn't get a proper derny as a lead motorcycle.
  7. Is there anything @sufjanstevens can't do? "Adlai Stevenson" was just used in a Eurosport short feature on Dakar Rally drivers. #fb
  8. @CleoPompom @turbohobbit Totty Court Road makes me think of something else.
  9. Look, I'm not happy a 73-year-old man was beaten with a statuette. On the other hand, Berlusconi deserves a punch in the nose. #fb
  10. Tony Blair has proven he's the most cynical liar of all time. He makes Dick Cheney look like George Washington.
  11. The Jerk #Liebermanmovies
  12. #NFL UK chief confirms two games in UK next year. One of them may be someplace other than London. #fb
  13. Crashed hard this afternoon. Remember when I could rock 'n' roll all night and party every day? Yeah, me neither. #fb
  14. @donna_de ugh. Have a bad case of the sleepys after last night. Not gonna make it. Sorry!
  15. @TTcenzo that's not cold. Do I have to pull out The Photo again?
  16. Whelp, that was a long day. Twenty hours. #fb
  17. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof: Even more impressed with the actors who played Brick and Maggie than Darth Vader and Claire Huxtable. #fb
  18. Darth Vader and Claire Huxtable in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof? Mais oui!
  19. Completed (General Road Cycling): Distance 47.28 mi, Duration: 3:13:32, Avg. Pace: 04:06 min/mile. #iMapMyRide
  20. Completed #iMapMyRide (General Road Cycling): Distance 47.28 mi, Duration: 3:13:32, Avg. Pace: 04:06 min/mile. #triathlon #slimtri #fb