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  1. Listening to storm remembering when I was afraid of thunder. Wondering if my little girl will sleep through the rumbles.
  2. I'll be at the Midwest Writers conf tomorrow bright and early. Hope to give some fellow writers a kick in the pants. http://bit.ly/bF9F39
  3. Pumped that Illinois beat Wisconsin today in the Big 10 tourney. Hope they put it to OSU tomorrow. I-L-L...
  4. Seriously typhoid shot. It feels like the Incredible Hulk punched me in the shoulder.
  5. RT @rule29: RT: Almost at 30% of our goal to make a fund raising film in the slums of Kenya. Please help us: http://bit.ly/ae2XCA #apath ...
  6. My arm hurts from a typhoid vaccination Suppose it's better than having Typhoid. Harper held my hand while I got it. I was a big boy.
  7. T@mrsblonde1 @worldhum Thanks for the RTing "The10 reasons The Most Interesting Man in the World loves Mexico "- http://bit.ly/92NU5r
  8. In Old German "Pumpernickel" means "goblin that breaks wind." Good to know if stranded in space. (see previous tweet)
  9. If you farted in space, you would be propelled forward. Thought you should know.
  10. 10 reasons The Most Interesting Man in the World loves Mexico - http://bit.ly/92NU5r
  11. @michellegreer "The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's." - Mark Twain
  12. The Most Interesting Man in the World is interesting (Blog) - http://bit.ly/92NU5r
  13. I'm going to Kenya with some amazingly talented folks. Here's one of them http://bit.ly/agRVT9 #apathyhostage
  14. Harper says, "you are never too young to accessorize." http://twitpic.com/17wl0o
  15. Staying up for Daily Show to hear Jon discuss tickling, groping.
  16. That's what my wife says! RT @zakmorse: saw 6-yr old say to his 4-yr old bro, "Stop being so ignorant. You're making us look like fools."
  17. @craigmclark you know you love Doom and puppies.
  18. Confession: I tickle my daughter. I'm a tickler. I will be resigning from Congress immediately. Thank you.
  19. Underwear made from bark of banana tree. Banana hammock indeed (YouTube) http://bit.ly/bdcCeb
  20. Where my free money went (blog) http://bit.ly/aFzPJt #ten4tues