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  1. Nothing's better on a quiet Sunday afternoon than working in the kitchen — kneading dough, making jam, and singing at the top of your lungs. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. 1985 http://flic.kr/p/7hxemB about 15 hours ago from Birdhouse
  3. For the record, my costume beat the camel toe, several worst-of-the-80s, and a tanorexic Snuggie-er. Not to mention how I looked dancing. 12:28 AM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  4. @kelseyp @clusterflock I've just spent the last ten minutes trying to remember @maryjeys word for wimps. Babyfoot, right? Use it or forget! 9:43 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to kelseyp
  5. Instead of enduring the awkward, that-pregnant-woman-looks-beaten stares on public transport, I'm walking. To the Outer Richmond. #babyfoot 9:40 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  6. @amymakesthings Seriously, Ames! I don't know how you do it. RESPECT. 9:16 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to amymakesthings
  7. At the liquor store, I asked for what the crack addicts drink. Vodka for $2.75, you guys! I bought one for me, and one for the baby. 9:01 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  8. Adding a very firm, very expectant belly to this body has made it impossible to dress myself. Shoes are looking out of the question. 8:40 PM Nov 21st from web
  9. Also, the way to reduce the number of strangers following you is by talking about a crack habit like it's yours. Apparently. 7:18 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. Theme party tonight. Award given to the person dressed as the Most Wrong concept. I'm sure I'll win, seeing as I'm a pregnant crack addict. 7:02 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  11. There it is! http://flic.kr/p/7hmo75 2:02 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  12. Thanks to Wikipedia, I'm off to buy a crack pipe ...without having to ask the staff what one looks like. Just another Saturday afternoon! 12:44 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  13. @hartupnorth Ah! So jealous! 9:18 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to hartupnorth
  14. Dear God I hope one-a you happened to record that Van Morrison cover tonight. #theswellseason 11:39 PM Nov 20th from Birdhouse
  15. At the gorgeous Paramount with E. The Swell Season just performed 'The Moon' live, taking my breath away and slowing the beat of my heart. 9:37 PM Nov 20th from Birdhouse
  16. @asimone @greybean et al, I just use Facebook to tell jokes and post rabbit videos. So only if you like puns and buns are you missing out. 1:11 PM Nov 20th from DestroyTwitter in reply to asimone
  17. @andreakremer @asimone @themichaelsmith Makes me happy that I was invited and I didn't even need to tell y'all how much I love a word game! 12:16 PM Nov 20th from DestroyTwitter in reply to andreakremer
  18. @andreakremer She's a rescue, and her way of dealing with people after a traumatic start is by acting like a total diva. So, Nina Simone. 8:32 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to andreakremer
  19. My rabbit seems to believe it's her duty to stand directly underfoot in the mornings, so I won't forget to feed her. #lifewithnina 7:47 AM Nov 20th from Birdhouse
  20. For the record, I cried three times today. And only one was alcohol-induced. #howcanihavesomuchwhenothersdonot 7:36 PM Nov 19th from Birdhouse