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  1. On my 2 hour drive through western PA this morning I have seen 3 people. All of them carrying shotguns around their yards. TURKEY TIME! 7:18 AM Nov 26th from txt
  2. Finally. Let's wave. 2:38 PM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  3. RT @GarlandGrey: http://bit.ly/1iMzlm 10 things you need to stop tweeting about. (Please?) 12:14 PM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  4. My first car was a Ford Windstar but my first love was a Grand Am. Which my younger brothers have trashed. 8:58 AM Nov 24th from txt
  5. today I bought high-top sneaks and colored denim. welcome back, third-grade Kelsey. 8:06 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic
  6. "I'm pissed. Sam Adams Winter Lager tastes like PBR." Oh mom. It's nice to be home. 2:35 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic
  7. The world must be spinning especially fast today. My flight got in 25 minutes before its scheduled arrival time. 11:42 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  8. 19th c. #slang of the day: rumpus (n) 1 an uproar; a disturbance. 2 a masquerade. 2:29 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  9. Still no Google Wave invite. See if I ever buy your stupid Android. 6:37 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  10. Some dudes have been handing out Darwin 2.0 (with an intelligent design intro) on campus. http://bit.ly/4hUPSI Sad I haven't gotten one. 4:54 PM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  11. 19th c. #slang of the day: have a brick in one's hat (v) (orig. US) to be extremely drunk. 3:55 PM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  12. 19th c. slang of the day: lark (n) a frolic; a propensity for fun and games; an amusing person. (v) to play tricks; to flirt; to masturbate. 7:36 PM Nov 18th from Seesmic
  13. AAAHHHHHH http://is.gd/4XSur 7:39 AM Nov 18th from TwitterGadget
  14. just saw @Danny_DeVito's naked butt in the Always Sunny Christmas special... sort of glad I didn't get the Blu-ray 7:02 PM Nov 17th from Seesmic
  15. The Bob Dylan Christmas album is STILL out of control. 4:58 PM Nov 17th from Seesmic
  16. The sooner I get a job, the sooner I get a puppy. 7:02 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  17. Filmmakers wanted an atmosphere of gloom and dread for "The Road." Where was it filmed? Western Pennsylvania, of course. 6:25 AM Nov 17th from Seesmic
  18. @HalSparks has officially endorsed the Pittsburgh Steelers. If that doesn't convert the last of you nonbelievers, I give up. 10:20 AM Nov 15th from Seesmic
  19. my newest literary crush: Ian Watt. 12:47 PM Nov 14th from Seesmic
  20. The Degrassi episode with Taking Back Sunday and Craig's brief coke addiction is on. Hello, high school! 6:21 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck