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  1. SubHub and SubChildren are upstairs watching an ancient ep of Fat Albert. They don't make 'em like they used to. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. RT @stretchmarkmama: Watching the Macy's Parade. If I could *fake eat* like they *fake sing* -- I'd call this day a success. about 6 hours ago from web
  3. Biggest reason I don't want to dump cable & switch to Netflix: Subhub's horrible taste in TV. Imagine it streaming!...gah! about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. A tough conversation: http://bit.ly/8O4gbI about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. So, my latest profile pic...typical Submommy/Subhub. SM: HEY! SH: What? about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @Tara_Costa....just watched your update....you are by far the strongest female BL has ever had - physically AND mentally. 8:49 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  7. Have I mentioned how much I HATE the Gap Cmas commercials? They SUCK. #gapadsucks 8:19 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  8. & I want @thepioneerwoman to teach me how to garden. & wrangle a cow. & ride a horse. (After I take my horse-pill sized antihistamine) 2:58 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  9. & I have a dream that @thepioneerwoman will call me, invite me to her ranch, & teach me all about how to take pictures. & cook. & decorate.. 2:55 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  10. Watching @thepioneerwoman on @bonniehunt. She's super cute. And she's her very own little cottage industry. Er, forget cottage. Industry. 2:53 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  11. @MyTrainerBob I lightened up green bean casserole. Fresh gr. beans, low-fat cr. of mush., some roasted garlic, low-fat milk, low-sodium soy 1:18 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to MyTrainerBob
  12. RT @newseasons: Support the awesome local businesses we have in this town! http://budurl.com/SBNP (Portland, OR) 1:07 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  13. and the winner for most annoying holiday ad goes to....GAP! 8:57 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  14. @Ali_Sweeney She's phenomenal. Love her. Such great info. 8:22 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Ali_Sweeney
  15. 147 Billion dollars in our health care spent on obesity-related stuff. Dang. PUT THE TWINKIE DOWN! 8:21 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  16. RT @Tara_Costa: RT @sacca: Pre-Thanksgiving Xmas carols on the radio make me want to split the difference and dye Easter eggs while drin ... 8:01 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. Experimented taking my own pic - of my eye. Whadd'ya think? 10:36 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. Mommy needs a coffee break. Then a lunch break. Then a nap. 10:15 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  19. Another day of stemming the tide of "Mommy can I have ice cream for breakfast?" No, hon. "WHY?" 7:04 AM Nov 24th from web
  20. I like sleeping in my king-sized bed. I hate MAKING my king-sized bed. 10:39 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck