kellyturner
watching the salesperson at eye dr try to convince someone to buy the ugliest glasses I've ever seen.
| kellyturner ok. As of today I can no longer zip up my coat. Oh, cruel SF summer fog, you've got me right where you want me. |
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| kellyturner @adamengst Oh, we do have them all together right next to the door. It's taking them out of the house that seems to flummox us. |
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| kellyturner No matter how many cloth bags I sew/buy, I won't have one w/ me the next time I go to the store. I need to attach one to me like a kangaroo. |
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| kellyturner I'd like to live in a world where it's always Taco Tuesdays. |
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| kellyturner @dmoren That happened to me once on the way to work: the same guy passed me twice going in the same direction. But maybe I'm a slow walker. |
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| kellyturner @schollem May the newest McFarland member be heathy and happy! Can't wait for pics. Good luck. |
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| kellyturner I'm off to sexual harassment class. Perhaps I should pinch a few asses on the way while I can still claim ignorance. |
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| kellyturner @schollem No I'm not. But I'm also not willing to fire them while half of my house is torn apart. They've got me right where they want me. |
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| kellyturner Came home to discover contractor's brilliant assistant decided to cut glass tiles in our living room. Small shards of glass everywhere. |
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| kellyturner Contractor translation. Steady profanity in a low voice = All's OK. Steady profanity in a loud voice = flooded kitchen |
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| kellyturner countertop installer talking to friend on the phone: "They're looking to hire people. How long were you locked up?...Don't tell them that." |
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| kellyturner Adobe has the least intuitive installers ever. |
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| kellyturner train stalled halfway to dinner. Stomach is starting to panic. |
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| kellyturner Words of wisdom from my Dove bar: "Sometimes one smile is worth more than a dozen roses." Um...have they seen the price of flowers lately? |
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| kellyturner It's nice to see so many long-distance Macworlders in one place. Like a family reunion, only much much nerdier. |
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| kellyturner @GlennF To be fair, bus drivers seem to hate everyone. |
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| kellyturner #12 bus driver on having to share the lane with bicyclists: If you want to ride your bike, go to the park! |
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| kellyturner heading out for a mystery birthday dinner. Mysterious wrapping sounds from the livingroom. |
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| kellyturner aha! Finally made it through all of the email backlogged from my short vacation. Now ready to get to work... Wait, what time is it?! *sigh* |
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