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  1. (500) Days of Summer, FAQ @ Time Travel, Time Traveller's Wife are 3 recent time travel/non-linear movies. What are some others?
  2. Or, since Unix has a "man" and "more" command, do we need a "jack" command?
  3. Unix already has "curl" and "more" commands, so we just need a "larry" command now.
  4. Economics lesson: you can't MAKE money, you can only TAKE it from other people.
  5. @AutopilotMLM I just did a "reply all", and the guy was addressing you as well.
  6. #monsters Was there an episode where Pugsley had a really big smile on his face and said "thank you, Thing"?
  7. "Hi ho, hi ho. It's into Snow we go..."
  8. Do you think the guy who really lives at 123 Main Street can ever get pizza delivered to his house?
  9. I've never been fully convinced that "BJ and the Bear" wasn't about homosexuality.
  10. Of course, if Speedy Gonzales is really that fast at everything, his girlfriend's probably really disappointed.
  11. Commodore's new song about Speedy Gonzales' girlfriend: She's a Spick Mouse
  12. I think spectators should be naked at exhibition games
  13. @desane20 Hey there, how's it going?
  14. Unpopular Sesame Street segments: Mr Snuffleupagus' snuff films
  15. Do you think there's some guy in Nigeria who really IS trying to get money out of the country + wonders why no one will help him?
  16. "guitars" sounds an awful lot like "git arse". I wonder if that means anything.
  17. "I've been thru the desert on a horse with no name" means the SINGER has no name, not the horse nor the desert. Everybody got that?
  18. asphalt = ass fault = fart = ass fart = how the Japs pronounce asphalt
  19. @p4ula I wish I had been! Of course, that pkill ended up rebooting my system
  20. It turns out "pkill -v x" is NOT "verbose"; rather, it's "kill all processes except x". Kind of a bummer!