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  1. @jimbo93 on the other hand, blue indans makes a great band name. about 2 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to jimbo93
  2. do they make an elf on the shelf that moves his damnself? that's what i need. #sorrysorrymother about 2 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. my nephew is singing "jingle bells." my child is singing "it's the end of the world as we know it (and i feel fine)." 2:45 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  4. OH: DESMOND WUTWIDGE! You gotta get up! 2:01 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  5. my baby's favorite food is kleenex. well...generic kleenex. 11:16 AM Dec 16th from Brizzly
  6. RT @Maggie: Worst Christmas cards on record. Part I: http://bit.ly/5QatNA Part II: http://bit.ly/nEHlG #twitteradvent #december15 5:01 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  7. @NotSoSAHM it is deplorable and disappointing. 12:59 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly in reply to NotSoSAHM
  8. @joeyrutledge long live labia, minora AND majora! but i hope you don't get fired much. 11:03 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly in reply to joeyrutledge
  9. OH: "If it were up to me, everything would be funny. That I say." 8:18 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  10. i am terrified of swimming pools. 6:27 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  11. RT @Mom101: So terribly, terribly sorry for your loss @military_mom. Hope you are surrounded by love right now. --i'm so sorry, too. 6:27 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  12. @tori_d i dunno when i'm going to learn to hang back before i "like" people's celebratory announcements. 2:12 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly in reply to tori_d
  13. what i like to do is cut the 40 finger- and toe-nails over a shoebox lid. that way, charlie can turn it over and distribute them evenly. 9:47 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  14. @danyelle1 yeah it does. db's latest phone-combat strategy: constant shin-kicking. you totally want him to come visit. 9:43 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly in reply to danyelle1
  15. RT @CheapTweet: Today only, get 50% off hardcover New York Times bestsellers at sponsor Barnes & Noble - http://bit.ly/7FB5fi 7:52 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  16. @danyelle1 let's avoid dieting tips from known anorexics/heroin addicts, can we? 7:24 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly in reply to danyelle1
  17. considering expanding ban on cheese in the sink to ban on cheese in the house. or just get a garbage disposal. i could totally install it. 7:22 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  18. i have a sinking suspicion that danny is filling his new sigg bottle in the toilet. 7:10 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  19. @nagohdotcom hey, send him up to goodwill for a few days. 7:05 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly in reply to nagohdotcom
  20. @danyelle1 somehow i had already incorporated those details for you, so you're good. 7:04 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly in reply to danyelle1