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  1. keith's still jingling. Wud take him to vet but last time it all kicked off there wen he tried to shag some posh old woman's chiwawa. 40 minutes ago from HootSuite
  2. nathan spilt a drink on me 2day. Cheryl says its like that notting hill film but i dont rememba hue grant calling julia roberts a clumsy cow about 22 hours ago from HootSuite
  3. my dog keith's makin weird noizes like jingle bells. probs cos it's almost xmas & he knows I aint got him nuffing yet. 12:55 AM Dec 14th from HootSuite
  4. Sumtimes nathan is SO annoyng i wan2 punch him. Me mate Cheryl sez that meens we’ll get 2getha like in the films, but thats bollox. isnt it? 8:25 AM Dec 11th from HootSuite
  5. wonder what star sign nathan iz? probly scorpio. they r smart arses. I h8 scorpios. hope hes not. 1:35 AM Dec 11th from HootSuite
  6. maybe im a good cook. nxt time i'll do pudding. i'll get sme ice cream. an sme wagon wheels 2:53 PM Dec 10th from web
  7. that is DED CLEVR. that is like the clevrest thing i have ever done. im like carol vorderman in a jump suit 2:40 PM Dec 10th from web
  8. OMG hes gone all michael jackson 2:38 PM Dec 10th from web
  9. does foxy mean fit? i thought it ment clevr 2:05 PM Dec 10th from web
  10. wonder whos hardest out of nathan and simon? probly simon. i bet my gran cld have nathan + shes got an orfapeedic shoe 2:00 PM Dec 10th from web
  11. red my horrorscope 2day. it sed i wld find tru luv wiv an aqwarious. or gemini. or scorpio. freeks me out stuff like that. who is it? 4:50 AM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  12. am goin to bed l8 2nite so I don’t dream 2 much. am gonna play music in my headfones. Not robbi williams tho. He might go on about aliens. 10:45 AM Dec 8th from HootSuite
  13. still ded worried bout my dream. wot if im sycic? I mite be. like wen I sed phil wld come back to eastenders and he did. 6:33 AM Dec 7th from HootSuite
  14. woke up in nite. had a nitemare bt cant rememba wot it woz. ate a pop tart to calm dwn, bt still thnk sum bad stuff is gonna hppn soon. 3:12 AM Dec 4th from HootSuite
  15. never thought when i got ngaged I'd be covered in tears and vom. 2:40 PM Dec 3rd from web
  16. mmm. nice n comfy here. just have a lttl nap. 2:34 PM Dec 3rd from web
  17. I'm gonna vom in his mouth. I mustn't vom in his mouth. 2:20 PM Dec 3rd from web
  18. Nathan is sutch a gobby dickhed… 2:04 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. i h8 that I find him funny. he does stff like tht and i try ded hard not 2 laff. hes such a twat. 2:03 PM Dec 3rd from web
  20. hairs back. ded pleased. Highlites booked. 2:55 AM Dec 3rd from HootSuite
  • Name Kelly B. (MISFITS)
  • Location UK
  • Web http://www.e4.com...
  • Bio Access Kelly’s thoughts via the medium of twitter. Literally mental.
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