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  1. My mom won't let me use the good crystal stemware for my wine because, "That's for the guests." about 18 hours ago from twidroid
  2. Who needs trucker pills when you have blinding uterine pain to keep you alert and awake. 8:21 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
  3. 250 miles in, I've reached the point of the trip where I make wrong turns just so the GPS lady has to talk to me for company. 5:12 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
  4. HOW MANY TOFURKYS MUST DIE FOR YOUR HOLIDAY, AMERICA?? 10:21 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. Music catagory is: songs from 1994. I GOT THIS. WHAT IS MY LOST YOUTH? 6:17 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  6. Think we're going with Lemon Party. THANKS FOR THE NO HELP GUYS. 5:59 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  7. Pub quiz team name: FourGy or Lemon Party? 5:53 PM Nov 24th from twidroid
  8. @RexHuppke So ya found the retweet button, didja? 7:56 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to RexHuppke
  9. @cinnachick Ha, thanks. They're OK for the summer, but dark-winter-times I'm stubbing toes & wearing more-than-usual lint to work! 9:20 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to cinnachick
  10. You see, the thing about energy-efficient light bulbs is YOU DON'T. YOU CAN'T SEE A THING. JUST BRING ME A FUCKING CANDELABRA, HIPPIE. 8:21 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. This bacon would be a lot easier to eat if I hadn't ordered all that pesky Cobb Salad with it. 12:27 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  12. RT @amazonmp3: For a limited time, use code MP34FREE to get a $3 credit good towards songs or albums at Amazon MP3. Details: http://bit. ... 12:03 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Dear people: I was in one pissed-off mood before "Single Ladies" popped up on iTunes. BEYONCE JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 10:12 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. I HATE LAUNDROMAT TOURISTS 1:56 PM Nov 22nd from twidroid
  15. I'm pretty sure it's time to stop the internet when I start wondering about messing up "Fanta" for "Faygo" when making a Juggalo joke. 11:17 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. @davegorum Sure you can always buy an adorable polar bear. But can you buy @worldwarmike's adorable face & all the joy it brings you? 10:07 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to davegorum
  17. @davegorum Look, I love you both. But you drew the line. Now, both of you franchise, make up, then buy a polar bear. Whatever it takes. 9:49 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to davegorum
  18. @worldwarmike Team Edward & Team Jacob t-shirts are so passe! I'm probably going to have to make TEAM @WORLDWARMIKE t-shirts now. 9:33 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to worldwarmike
  19. @F6x I wish I had now. Damnit! 1:55 PM Nov 21st from twidroid in reply to F6x
  20. Feel sad for the kids who'll never know the joy of getting a NIN tape stuck in their Ford Escort's cassette deck for an entire year. 12:36 PM Nov 21st from twidroid