kellydeal
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Please don't confuse that last tweet w/ the term: KARMA. For when I'm spotted outdoors every day, disheveled, in general. LET ME HAVE THIS.
8:03 PM Nov 10th
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What's the term for spotting your EX in stained sweat pants at the grocery store sample station snarfing down free pesto? Oh, yeah: I WIN.
7:54 PM Nov 10th
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@ Don't think I don't see you listening to November Rain right now. What are you pumping-up for this time? New podcast?
10:22 AM Nov 10th
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@ Ha. I'm sorry.
7:31 PM Nov 9th
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"Is that blood? That looks like blood..." And just like that, Monday morning's conference call got weirder. Than usual, I mean.
9:44 AM Nov 9th
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I don't care what PETA says, those wild Tofurkys are dangerous little fuckers that need to be caged before someone gets hurt.
7:33 PM Nov 8th
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@ I guess I missed your birthday, so you won't be needing this cake now. But Happy Birthday, dude!
5:53 PM Nov 8th
from Brizzly
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Does anyone know if Andrew WK likes to party? I'm asking for this dumb joke.
2:23 PM Nov 8th
from twidroid
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Defragging your mom.
9:56 AM Nov 8th
from twidroid
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Great first date tonight! He asked all the deep questions: my date of birth, mother's maiden name, city I was born! Cross fingers, guys!!
9:42 PM Nov 6th
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Consider following @ for the funny and because he probably makes totally cool mix tapes. Well, CDs. MP3s? YOU GET THE POINT.
1:46 PM Nov 6th
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You should know this @ guy is the pretty much the best sport on Twitter. We're both founding members of the %$&#! typos club.
12:53 PM Nov 6th
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I AM AT THE VERIZON STORE AND IT IS A MAD HOUSE! THERE ARE LITERALLY SIX OR SEVEN PEOPLE HERE IN LINE FOR THE MOTOROLA DROID!!!
11:00 AM Nov 6th
from txt
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OK, he'd make an articulate intern, but he really botched the Breakfast Mojito Mixing portion of the interview. Too much mint! Unforgivable.
9:49 AM Nov 6th
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I know you're all sports sad & it's not Friday but I think it's best you follow @ so I'm not the only crazy starring his tweets
9:59 PM Nov 4th
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@ BullPUCKEY! I can spot your Canadian agenda a MILE away, mister!
6:37 PM Nov 4th
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Shit, I totally forgot the World Series is on. Did I miss the kick-off? I missed the kick-off, didn't I? Crap, I'll catch up at half time!!!
5:44 PM Nov 4th
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FUCK YEAH AFTERNOON CUP OF COFFEE WHO WANTS TO ARM WRESTLE OVER THE TOP LET'S DO THIS HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING
2:19 PM Nov 4th
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Weezer's selling Snuggies w/ their new album today for $30. For just $5 more you also get a shred of what's left of River Cuomo's dignity.
7:31 AM Nov 3rd
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Hate early Christmas stuff all you want but SOME of us have to plan ahead to get Nana's assless chaps into layaway when the price is right.
8:38 PM Nov 2nd
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