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  1. Making a list of fun things to do with the kids in Washington D.C. tomorrow. Any suggestions?
  2. @catherinemandle Gods willing.
  3. Every recycling day I get a visceral reminder of just how much milk my family consumes. 1 gallon every 3 days = a frakkin lot of bottles.
  4. Would rather be writing, but instead am packing. I friggin hate packing.
  5. Prepping for trip to D.C. for thanksgiving, where I will make nice with my ultra-conservative father-in-law. Bracing self. Will need wine.
  6. Started a new trick last month: Bribing the muse. Each day, I drop coins in a little singing bowl on my desk. It's been weirdly effective.
  7. Another beautiful day in Minnesota. So where the hell's my snow? And ice? If I wanted lovely Novembers, I'd live in California.
  8. @Georgia_McBride Fear the 10AM kid birthday party. Leads to exploding eyeballs. Been down that road, and sister, I've never been the same.
  9. Large crashing sounds from the attic family room. No crying. I suppose I could investigate, but, oh! My tea is hot and inviting.
  10. Didn't make the novelish progress that I hoped for, but I did get to spend tons of time outside. Hopefully it'll all even out.
  11. @DaisyWhitney next round of changes. And it's freaking killing me.
  12. RT @ACORNCommunity: Real #ACORNFACTS Ever wonder about ACORN's 40 yr history? Here's info on our impact since 1970. http://bit.ly/1iwNPs
  13. I discovered that #acornfacts is a trending topic and now am filled with happiness.
  14. Torturous, torturous waiting. Needles under the fingernails kind of torture. Or grains of sand dropped one by one into an open eye. Sucks.
  15. @buffysquirrel Maybe, but can you *love* roadkill? Cuz taxidermy, according to the manual, is all about the love.
  16. Leo on yodeling: "Yodeling is easy mom. Like this: Little-old-lay-dee-hoo!" Pause. Pause. "Is there a little old man yodel?"
  17. Know what's fun? Researching taxidermy. So much love in this 1902 manual, that I almost.... Is it possible to be a vegetarian taxidermist?
  18. @LaurelSnyder I HATE ear infections. I had a nasty one last year that lasted five weeks. I was ready to request a head transplant.
  19. @alexbracken You may be right on the money on that one. Maybe he really is only sexy in character. Hmmmmm.
  20. Why did no one tell me that @peeweeherman is on Twitter??? Y'all are fired! At least now I can relax knowing my twitterverse is complete.