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  1. hi chippy, howz you?
  2. @theman316 HI, not doing anything this weekend, might study a little and veg out by the tv with a KFC
  3. Funny Signs: At my Uni in Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify the University Police."
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  6. Funny Signs: At a restaurant: 'Women are not served here. You have to bring your own. '
  7. Funny Signs: 'Door Alarmed'. Under it someone put 'and the window is frightened.'
  8. Getting so much spam from what looks like account that have been hacked. If you get sent a link that loads a fake twitter login page, DON'T
  9. @theman316 no sorry I don't do facebook
  10. @theman316 scary, I run out of wine....
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