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  1. Im home for the holidays, nice to see my family....but why so many questions..'have you been eating well' 'found a boyfriend yet' ...ahhhhh
  2. @MIKEBOOGIE Hi Mike
  3. RT @cidermaker: @kellyann18 Good grief! Are they still doing those? Thought Twitter had an auto-purge on them.
  4. What's with all the spam DM's '.ha is this you in the video' and '....I found this photo of you'. I know Im blonde but 40DM's all same....
  5. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
  6. @lopinekka yes, brothers, keep it in the family
  7. @johndrobertson I can't do 3, I mean what would I do with the 3rd one
  8. My boyfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two boyfriends.
  9. @OhMyMiiley but does Life spit or swollow?
  10. RT @nerbles: We shall worship Hello Kitty, cuz shes cute and plush and pretty, though shes got no mouth or titty, and thats good enough ...
  11. @silverrebelride Im not fussy either.
  12. Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme!
  13. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
  14. Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent penis? A: Fucks Funny
  15. Suffering from premature ejaculation? Date a woman who has a short attention span.
  16. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
  17. Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake
  18. How do you know if you have a high sperm count ? If she has to chew before she can swallow.
  19. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow I live in a flat you stupid twat so how the hell should I know
  20. Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.