kellyann18
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Im home for the holidays, nice to see my family....but why so many questions..'have you been eating well' 'found a boyfriend yet' ...ahhhhh
5:31 PM Dec 1st
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@ Hi Mike
5:27 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to MIKEBOOGIE
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RT @: @ Good grief! Are they still doing those? Thought Twitter had an auto-purge on them.
5:10 AM Nov 29th
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What's with all the spam DM's '.ha is this you in the video' and '....I found this photo of you'. I know Im blonde but 40DM's all same....
5:07 AM Nov 29th
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How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
8:20 AM Nov 27th
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@ yes, brothers, keep it in the family
9:51 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to lopinekka
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@ I can't do 3, I mean what would I do with the 3rd one
9:51 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to johndrobertson
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My boyfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two boyfriends.
8:15 AM Nov 25th
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@ but does Life spit or swollow?
5:55 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to OhMyMiiley
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RT @: We shall worship Hello Kitty, cuz shes cute and plush and pretty, though shes got no mouth or titty, and thats good enough
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7:39 AM Nov 19th
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@ Im not fussy either.
7:35 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to silverrebelride
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Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
11:53 PM Nov 18th
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
11:52 PM Nov 18th
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Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent penis?
A: Fucks Funny
11:44 PM Nov 18th
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Suffering from premature ejaculation? Date a woman who has a short attention span.
11:40 PM Nov 18th
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
11:38 PM Nov 18th
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Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent....
Wedding cake
11:37 PM Nov 18th
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How do you know if you have a high sperm count ?
If she has to chew before she can swallow.
11:36 PM Nov 18th
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Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
I live in a flat you stupid twat so how the hell should I know
11:35 PM Nov 18th
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Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.
11:34 PM Nov 18th
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- Name kelly ann
- Location My own little World
- Web http://thehotzone...
- Bio Not so dumb blonde, love a joke and has a naughty side. Im paying my way through Uni.
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