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@jonsnyder I am jealous of your taste buds. Who won? 12:15 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to jonsnyder
I had to decline an invite to judge a baked goods contest, then I dropped my headphones into a cup of tea. Sad Monday. 11:27 AM Dec 14th from web
My neighborhood is flooded with drunk, annoying Santas. Bah, humbug. 6:10 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
@pattheflip I am closer to the Nerf arsenal. Just sayin'. 12:01 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to pattheflip
I can't get reception while sitting at my desk in the middle of San Francisco. Die a slow and painful death, AT&T. 1:56 PM Dec 9th from web
@dtnick We should start a bonfire in the intern pit. 10:34 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to dtnick
@antioxygen I know where you sit. I can sneak chocolate into your morning coffee. Just sayin'. 2:59 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to antioxygen
That was about as painful as I thought it would be. Next time I'll have more of those little booze chocolates first. 1:26 PM Dec 4th from web
I made it 2 years without appearing in a Macworld video. Rooting for an earthquake or office-wide scabies outbreak in the next 5 min. 1:00 PM Dec 4th from web
@bxchen Its like losing my virginity. Which, ironically, also involved an x-acto knife and an orange. 8:56 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to bxchen
@ewee Had your kidney. For brunch. 5:18 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to ewee
I peel my oranges with an x-acto knife. Makes me feel like a surgeon. A surgeon who eats the patient. 4:43 PM Dec 3rd from web
@bxchen One beer in is the best time to hit the gym. You don't feel the burn. But you might throw up a little. 6:07 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to bxchen
@TheLastGinny WTF, they don't even let me leave the 6th floor. 5:05 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to TheLastGinny
@Adrianchen Never forget, your slurpee. 4:59 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to Adrianchen
Rescued from the brink of dehydration and probable death: Plant! The Movie http://bit.ly/8w83Kr 1:07 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
@bxchen With a hanger. 12:28 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to bxchen
@timleong Oh, wow. http://bit.ly/5XYntU 4:31 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to timleong
@timleong Sparkle o'clock? http://bit.ly/5i82yc. Or perhaps a snow angle with time telling lady parts: http://bit.ly/4T2BVf 4:27 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to timleong
From a 1928 book of cocktails. (Isn't that every morning?) http://yfrog.com/aug1pj 7:37 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie

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Name Heather Kelly
Location San Francisco
Bio Macworld editor, double dutch champion

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