Kelliente
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Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I just sneezed & hiccuped at the same time. I think I broke myself.
about 24 hours ago
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Someone's eating something very noisily just outside my doorway, but I can't see them. It's infuriatingly creepy.
3:52 PM Nov 24th
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From military monday @ the Preds game to a Hank III show. God bless America muther fucker.
7:20 PM Nov 23rd
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Made it safely to Neyland. Came to see Norman make history, but that bathroom I just used may have been around as long as Walker's record.
3:09 PM Nov 21st
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Silence in the car. Just saw the most disturbing wreck I've ever seen. 2 tractor trailers- 1 on fire- an obliterated sedan. 40 West @ 336.
12:20 PM Nov 21st
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Driving East on I-40, it's difficult to tell whether people are UT fans or just goin deer huntin. They're all wearing hideous orange & cammo
10:31 AM Nov 21st
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On the way to Knoxville for the Vandy / UT game. Knoxville: Home of Pilot gas stations & the Sun Sphere. Fannnntastic.
10:23 AM Nov 21st
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@ Drink a bottle of whiskey and let it decide.
9:03 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to cwage
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@ "Currently the hottest team in the Western Conference" ... In more ways than one! *Bow-chika-bow-bow*
9:03 AM Nov 20th
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RT @: Recipe for stuffing made out of White Castle burgers, via @
2:42 PM Nov 19th
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You can't spell "Turducken" without "turd."
2:40 PM Nov 19th
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@ We have a Chinese exchange student named Dr. Hu .
11:01 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to heyheyitsdavid
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Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? Ah, wisdom of the Scarecrow. (Watching Wizard of Oz on TBS.)
8:01 PM Nov 15th
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Instead of searching for "Colt McCoy, chart," I accidentally typed in "Colt McCoy, shart". Closed out of that browser window quickly.
3:42 PM Nov 15th
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...and I don't really get it .
2:01 PM Nov 15th
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Ridin the Google Wave.
1:53 PM Nov 15th
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I should not be awake & David Letterman should not be on before Craig Ferguson.
9:39 PM Nov 12th
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@ @ Here you go:
9:27 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to heyheyitsdavid
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Crazy world. Lotta smells.
6:05 PM Nov 12th
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Dear University of Phoenix online transfer student: Your transcript smells like fail.
3:49 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Kelliente
- Location Nashville, TN
- Web http://evilbeetgo...
- Bio lover of non-sequiturs, squirrels, and cake (the food)-- not necessarily in that order.
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