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  1. holiday blessings to all my tweeps!
  2. @PaulRandal Protect your back!
  3. @blythemorrow Doing 5 next month, Blythe. Did you see my tweet about it?
  4. New updated events page showing my upcoming "Carolina Cruise" & Memphis events. http://tinyurl.com/yd4omfd #sql #sqlpass #ms_sql_server
  5. Thanks to @BuckWoody for the shout-out! Great article on automating PerfMon collections - http://bit.ly/8yTBxQ #sqlpass #ms_sql_server #dba
  6. If you enjoy sushi as I do, then this news item will make you mad - http://bit.ly/8r1dNP
  7. @BetsyLM You're a Cake fan? Wouldn't have guessed it!
  8. Classic #Onion headline - "Scissors kills Rock, Paper. Turns blade on self" #humor
  9. Classic #Onion headline - "Scissors kills Rock, Paper. Turns blad on self" #humor
  10. RT @JungchanHsieh: Database Growth Tracker http://bit.ly/49uKar by @kekline http://bit.ly/3YdJWl by Tara Kizer
  11. Is there a way in tweetdeck to follow a thread instead of just the chronological deluge?
  12. @aspiringgeek @sqlsarg There are only 1 or 2 cases where there's even a detectable difference between 64k and 1024k. But not a perf diff.
  13. @SQLSarg SQL's biggest natural block write is 64k. Go bigger and it may not be optimal. OTOH, bigger = better for huge ops like backup.
  14. Nice article about SQL Server MVP Deep Dives quoting @PaulNielsen and me: http://bit.ly/3zKa5q #sql #ms_sql_server #sqlpass
  15. @peschkaj Do you really need me to hit you? >smack!< Hmmm... Dat's good! >smack! smack!< I feelz bettah now
  16. @OakParkGirl Olivia Munn should be so lucky!
  17. Need more caffeine! 2 new slide decks and 3 new blog posts up at http://KevinEKline.com. #sql #dba
  18. Unplanned outage. Service:Brain, Starting: Immediately. There will be a 30+ minute interruption in this service. #sql
  19. @AndyLeonard So sorry you're under the weather!
  20. OH: "Hold on, I've gotta get on my drankin' pants!"