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  1. @EErinBraun I think it's clear that their collective butts would be in a sling without youabout 3 hours ago from web in reply to EErinBraun
  2. Good morning thrill seekers. Predictions for the week: Cubs sweep the Braves, and I hear the word "Alright" 1,432 times in 2 days.about 3 hours ago from web
  3. Conductor dead after the first ever monorail accident at Disney World: http://tinyurl.com/q8b8mj Lyle Lanley was unavailable for comment.about 4 hours ago from web
  4. Survived July 4th with all limbs and digits intact. Bit of a bruised ego after several less than stellar rounds of Call of Duty though.6:18 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck
  5. http://twitpic.com/9c038 - Lots and lots and lots of fireworks. Our own shock and awe campaign5:22 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic
  6. http://twitpic.com/9ad5p - Thats the 3rd most fireworks I have seen in one place11:03 AM Jul 4th from TwitPic
  7. Please join me in celebrating the Independence of our nation by blowing up a small part of it. Not that condone illegal fireworks of course10:41 AM Jul 4th from txt
  8. Twilight Zone marathon on SciFi today and sat. Some poor woman just found out that she's really a mannequin. I hate it when that happens.7:24 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  9. The "Think with your dipstick" spots make me want to make sure that I get anything other than Castrol the next time I need my oil changed.7:00 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  10. Amazingly, after today's game Milton Bradley beat Geovany Soto in the race to .240. No worries. I'm sure Geo can get to .245 first.6:22 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  11. @amandarebecca What do you mean by that? Are you talking about me?4:32 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to amandarebecca
  12. You may remember me from such holiday specials as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp." Happy Independence Day!6:36 AM Jul 3rd from web
  13. @flip_flop_rock 4am? That's time for me to go to work...3:18 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to flip_flop_rock
  14. Ok everybody last time.. let me here ya! Good & loud... or at least loud! "We got you to your Friday, now let's get you THROUGH your Friday"3:16 AM Jul 3rd from web
  15. William Shatner is going to be on Attack of the Show. How could that not end up being awesome?3:56 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  16. @WIGuys Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner3:21 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to WIGuys
  17. @weakshadeofblue When it was first built it was painted all black. So it is in fact known by many in Atlanta as the Building of Death9:51 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to weakshadeofblue
  18. http://twitpic.com/915yn - Atlanta's "absurdly beautiful" sunrise from the 7th floor of the Building of Death3:10 AM Jul 2nd from TwitPic
  19. Blog Post: Thurs. Show Prep - Worthless Sheepskin Edition http://tinyurl.com/nca5cg4:21 PM Jul 1st from twitterfeed
  20. Quotable Scrubs: "I swear on my unborn fish boy's life, she will pay."4:07 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck