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  1. RT @AllisonWonderla woman arguing over price of wrapping paper at 7:30am at walmart... only in new York... oh wait about 14 hours ago from Twittelator
  2. John Mellencamp rediscovery begins now. (Picture Bruce Springsteen but with talent.) http://KATG.com/chat about 15 hours ago from Twittelator
  3. Everything you laugh at. @AllisonWonderla oh god... lined up at walmart, what have I become? about 15 hours ago from Twittelator
  4. My external hard drive didn't work until my computer crashed and restarted. The Lord works in mysterious ways. about 17 hours ago from Twittelator
  5. EL OH EL @KATG_Gunner I'll go ahead and add him to the list for you. about 17 hours ago from Twittelator
  6. I tried to turn my video on in the chat. Hahahaha!!! How silly!!! You win again, Windows @BillGates about 18 hours ago from Twittelator
  7. Biting the bullet. Going to play Beatles boy band days, the crap before the drugs - the original 'N Sync. http://KATG.com/chat about 21 hours ago from Twittelator
  8. RT @KeithAlberstadt Saw movie "Brothers". Very misleading. The entire cast is white. about 21 hours ago from Twittelator
  9. Saw an old email that reminded me of us trying to do our very first KATGtv: http://www.keithandthegirl.com/outtakes about 23 hours ago from web
  10. This fuckin cocksucker Beethoven was deaf? Some amazing crap. I call bullshit. 5:14 PM Dec 26th from web
  11. An easy breezy Lord Lovin' chatroom Christmas: http://KATG.com/chat 3:35 PM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  12. Someone asked me when the binoculars arrive! Can you imagine? Like I phoned that shit in... 3:30 PM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  13. RT @kamikazeemcee Now you can see the outside world without actually going outside! 3:29 PM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  14. I just impulse-bought binoculars. That's how they fuckin' get ya... 3:19 PM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  15. Holy fuck, aspirin was 5 cents off! Black Friday has nothin on this shit goin' on!!! 2:53 PM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  16. I need to leave my house now for aspirin later. It's Boxing Day, baby, and it's gonna be that kind a fuckin' night! 2:47 PM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  17. Fuckin' Amen, brother. U!S!A! all the W!A!Y! @patdixon I'm in America. 2:45 PM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  18. No way to win with you. @Deesmileyface Where's my Merry Christmas mass text??? /insulted 6:02 AM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  19. I'm first in line to return all the asshole shit presents my friends and family gave me. Merry Christmas, fuckos!!! 4:27 AM Dec 26th from Twittelator
  20. Happy Boxing Day!!! http://moby.to/2grc03 2:57 AM Dec 26th from Twittelator