keithfries
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@ Thanks for following me. Caught your segment on @. Good stuff. Hope it keeps going well.
about 12 hours ago
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A girl just posed infront of the Christmas tree in the hallway. I don't mean to be rude, but I couldn't see the tree.
about 12 hours ago
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There's a Christmas tree in the hallway. This is unacceptable! That tree belongs in its natural environment; a house.
about 12 hours ago
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Follow Friday @. I'll give a real FF shout out to anyone who gets that.
about 18 hours ago
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@ The rain has been very nice this evening. Its not often LA gets to take a shower. Unless you count strippers getting rained on.
12:35 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to MandyJiroux
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All I want for Christmas is 15 more followers, to reach 300. To be honest... if/when it happens, we're all gonna kick someone down a well.
10:26 PM Dec 10th
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I'm currently writing a movie, where two dissimilar people argue over one Trending Topic. It's called, "Twitterlight".
8:29 PM Dec 10th
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@ Why did you change your last name to, "Plaza," from "Outdoor-Shopping-Mall"? I prefered the latter of the two.
8:09 PM Dec 10th
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I'm going to retire to the Jersey Shore. By that time, I'll be senile and constantly yelling at oncoming traffic. I'll fit right in.
7:53 PM Dec 10th
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Whose line WAS it anyways? I don't think that question was ever answered...
12:14 AM Dec 10th
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5:26 PM Dec 9th
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@ Tis true; unfortunately. However, if I were a resident of New Zealand, my meat pie alone would boost it up to 4/15 of approval.
4:52 PM Dec 9th
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in reply to nottjmiller
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@ I hope you responded with, "Egh, it gives them more reason to root for the Browns."
4:37 PM Dec 9th
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in reply to robhuebel
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If the mistress(') of Tiger Woods end up on Santa's Naughty List.
4:18 PM Dec 9th
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One of my friends said my tweets are funny. Should I be happy that I'm funny, or ashamed I'm only funny on twitter?!
3:44 PM Dec 9th
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The title of the upcoming movie, "It's Complicated" doesn't seem fitting of the plot. In fact, it's not complicated at all.
2:14 PM Dec 9th
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@ I'd name it "California", so I could finally go to that place The Eagles keep singing about.
11:37 AM Dec 9th
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Some chick walked by with a fur coat on. Same color fur of one of my previous cats. ...Wait a minute... OH GOD, NO!!!!
11:29 AM Dec 9th
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Ladies... Santa or Tiger Woods unless you want a jolly individual sliding down your chimney.
9:06 PM Dec 8th
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@ I've told you I like your Jewbs... is that not good enough?!
8:00 PM Dec 8th
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- Name Keith Fries
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you Gators, make Powerade.
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