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  1. #whenwewereyoung a Twitter was a crackhead
  2. Twitter only offer till midnight tonite: http://KATG.com/store All orders over $10 get a free P!SP! beer/soda cozy. Mention twit in purchase
  3. Writing stand-up for December 2. http://sacapuntasshow.com Listening to my phone notes I've taken.Wow I say some dumb shit(via @KeithMalley)
  4. @keithandthegirl KATG.com 1.1 is in the app store, now with extra fancy. Please RT. (via @hayroob)
  5. KATG fans make everything taste better. (via @patdixon)
  6. This is mangina http://yfrog.com/6li2aj
  7. At the mr LES contest. Oh my! Faceboy did not lie! http://yfrog.com/0r4b2ij
  8. Hot Chick = Risky Business Fail [YouTube] http://ow.ly/BMmE (via @MichaelApproved) only mean people would RT this
  9. ummm... I think Patdixon was being nice to me. I held up the game way more @raydevito http://bit.ly/1Zz5Z3
  10. This is the entire menu. Let's eat http://yfrog.com/0zgwhj
  11. Vote for Eggs and an Old man!!! http://www.atom.com/showdown/
  12. Business is my day! Feeling productive and close to finishing... for tonight. @keithmalley we're doing it!
  13. Oh god. This made me so uncomfortable. http://bit.ly/3MhaxH (via @Newsychu) hahahahahahaa
  14. Now she said she might have put the cottonball too far in his ear. Oy to the vey
  15. Keith's doctor asked "ooh what is that?" when she was pulling stuff out of his ear. Yikes
  16. Ran a bunch of errands and it's still MORNING! oh and it's gorgeous out! if you can, go outside! even Keith is out! what WHAT?!
  17. HER & KINGS COUNTY Live Tonight! 2nd Avenue Bar-(Above Coyote Ugly)-Nashville, TN 10pm-Midnight FREE! www.myspace.com/her (via @BrotherLove)
  18. Nyers, today is your last chance to see Doug Stanhope live. Discount codes and info here: http://tinyurl.com/yga7et7 Don't miss it!
  19. Today's show will start in about an hour. People have already joined the party at http://KATG.com/chat
  20. ohey phone alert, thanks for waking me! http://twitpic.com/ofzg1 (via @Newsychu) RTing cuz I should not be the only one who saw that. Weirdo