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"i used to eat the snot that ran out of my nose because it tasted like butter" (a 9-yr old who just visited me in my office)11:35 AM Dec 22ndfrom web
can't focus, can't focus, can't focus, was that a squirrel?10:58 AM Dec 22ndfrom web
deleted all the new emails in his inbox! all junkmail! THAT is a good start to the morning.5:23 AM Dec 22ndfrom web
i would buy 1000 beelzebub albums before i'd buy 1 nota album...it was rigged7:06 PM Dec 21stfrom web
thinks it's funny when someone listens to your entire voicemail recording, then leaves a message "sorry, wrong number".2:32 PM Dec 9thfrom web
i never noticed how many commercials had dogs in them until i got a dog...who barks...at every...single...one...1:02 PM Dec 4thfrom web
can't wait for the world to see our christmas photo...comming soon.6:22 AM Dec 2ndfrom web
Pitfall of written communication: people reading into your "feelings" when you are simply posting something to start a conversation. Ugh!6:10 AM Dec 1stfrom web
I must get rid of the lurking idea that I can ever be right with God because of my obedience! (Chambers)5:30 AM Dec 1stfrom web
How do you say "pecan"? "puh-CAHN" or "pee-CAN" or "pee-kin"1:10 PM Nov 24thfrom web
obama didn't get the olympics in his state, but he might get the terrorists from gitmo.4:02 PM Nov 15thfrom web
has a severe mental block when it gets dark this early. maybe some bright lights and some dance music will help. if only i had a disco ball2:00 PM Nov 15thfrom web
