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  1. @britmic We should be grateful they came up with the taglines several years before the technical details!
  2. @Michkin25 Suntan lotion and a pair of woolly socks? That should just about cover it.
  3. Firmly of the opinion that squash is more fun as a contact sport.
  4. More time spent at gym. Still feel horribly unfit. Where's the justice?
  5. @Michkin25 You can't choose your family!
  6. I fear some dentistry may be near at hand... cue nightmares of big needles and high-pitched drilling. oh eck.
  7. Time to jump in the bath and practise some diving skills.
  8. Was running to get out of the rain - then I stopped. And just enjoyed it. People should do that more. I'm a mess.
  9. Pity, followed my @twisst instructions, but no ISS to be seen. Maybe random chance is a better provider - scientific method be damned.
  10. Squash and a Sauna combined - squana? - saquash? - sanasqausha? - or just horrible sweaty mess!
  11. #MrsSlocombesPussy was all the rage for a while - but now it's gone, just like Mollie Sugden herself.
  12. I think I'm being very patient with symbian apps, but nokia need to improve quickly if they're going to compete on touch interfaces.
  13. @Michkin25 Seems that a right arm just doesn't have the buying power it used to?
  14. I'd give my right arm for a decent mobile connection
  15. @Michkin25 The cake wasn't spinning...
  16. Have cake and am eating it. I should probably know better at my age. mmm
  17. Is it just me or is the room spinning?
  18. I'm quite enjoying the standard of tweets round here! Who would have thought #'s and @'s would be so much fun.
  19. @Michkin25 Doesn't everyone get their chickens from the same place?
  20. Exciting? Only another £52.20 until I get a free whole chicken