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@britmic We should be grateful they came up with the taglines several years before the technical details!about 6 hours ago from web in reply to britmic
@Michkin25 Suntan lotion and a pair of woolly socks? That should just about cover it.about 6 hours ago from web in reply to Michkin25
Firmly of the opinion that squash is more fun as a contact sport.about 6 hours ago from web
More time spent at gym. Still feel horribly unfit. Where's the justice?3:48 PM Jul 8th from web
@Michkin25 You can't choose your family!11:21 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to Michkin25
I fear some dentistry may be near at hand... cue nightmares of big needles and high-pitched drilling. oh eck.4:21 PM Jul 7th from web
Time to jump in the bath and practise some diving skills.2:38 PM Jul 7th from web
Was running to get out of the rain - then I stopped. And just enjoyed it. People should do that more. I'm a mess.2:01 PM Jul 6th from web
Pity, followed my @twisst instructions, but no ISS to be seen. Maybe random chance is a better provider - scientific method be damned.5:23 PM Jul 4th from web
Squash and a Sauna combined - squana? - saquash? - sanasqausha? - or just horrible sweaty mess!3:26 PM Jul 2nd from web
#MrsSlocombesPussy was all the rage for a while - but now it's gone, just like Mollie Sugden herself.10:56 AM Jul 2nd from web
I think I'm being very patient with symbian apps, but nokia need to improve quickly if they're going to compete on touch interfaces.4:25 PM Jul 1st from web
@Michkin25 Seems that a right arm just doesn't have the buying power it used to?1:21 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to Michkin25
I'd give my right arm for a decent mobile connection7:42 AM Jun 29th from mobile web
@Michkin25 The cake wasn't spinning...7:39 AM Jun 29th from mobile web
Have cake and am eating it. I should probably know better at my age. mmm7:46 AM Jun 28th from web
Is it just me or is the room spinning?5:05 PM Jun 27th from mobile web
I'm quite enjoying the standard of tweets round here! Who would have thought #'s and @'s would be so much fun.7:56 AM Jun 26th from web
@Michkin25 Doesn't everyone get their chickens from the same place?7:52 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to Michkin25
Exciting? Only another £52.20 until I get a free whole chicken12:07 PM Jun 25th from web