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  1. I prefer drinking thick green goo to thick purple goo. It sounds like science, but it's probably not?
  2. @Michkin25 Patiently waiting on the next update
  3. 5am en-route to Gatwick. time for a quick sleep
  4. @Michkin25 shark cage + underwater car + harpoon! oh, wait a minute, that's my international secret agent packing list!
  5. Packing light?... not a chance!
  6. @Michkin25 and where do the tea bags go?
  7. It's not that I don't like living next to an allotment.. but is the horse poo really necessary?
  8. @Michkin25 how about the other 46%?
  9. In a survey I just made up, 85% of the people I'm following are Apple Mac advocates... coincidence? you decide!
  10. @Michkin25 Do tell... you know I'm a sucker for shiny new toys!
  11. @Michkin25 Concert in Central Park tonight!.. if only I had a private jet.
  12. @Michkin25 he did sound like a complete git!.. and to think we Brits once lived and died by our stoicism (well, and tea & crumpets!)
  13. @Michkin25 Hey, I'm British.. are you calling me a cowardy custard? :-)
  14. An all too rare catch up with my good friend Mr Hicks, who tastefully improves curry house carpets.
  15. Shuttle launch scrubbed again - always when I get a chance to watch! Nice one Zeus.
  16. Noted courtesy of @britmic that "V" has been remade. I'd like to be quite excited, but that's just asking for trouble.
  17. @Michkin25 Face is ok thanks, I'm sure everything is in the same place it used to be. Maybe a slightly different colour temporarily?
  18. @britmic We should be grateful they came up with the taglines several years before the technical details!
  19. @Michkin25 Suntan lotion and a pair of woolly socks? That should just about cover it.
  20. Firmly of the opinion that squash is more fun as a contact sport.