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  1. @serafinowicz slow cooker, set square, trifle, cheek, bend, arthritic, mandible, champh, jamf, narco and tulip
  2. @steveagee retweeted as requested. now fancy doing the same for me - The Hoff advertises a penis pump! Gold! http://bit.ly/hoffpump cheers!!
  3. RT @steveagee: to my comedian friends - if I've EVER RT'd your videos, podcasts, etc., it's time to return the favor! http://bit.ly/4tsXWl
  4. @TiernanDouieb how about berrytasty?
  5. @BishopandDouch haha last time i drank gin I ended up weeping like a baby. I wish you luck!
  6. @eviljeanius yup, stopped. damn it's chilly!
  7. @Suitov haha true that!!!! it's all been graded and looks tip top now.... errr. sorta ;)
  8. @playgirlc hehe yeah it was a bit of a balls up ;) better now, ish
  9. @BishopandDouch oh no!! gin's evil!!! watch out folks!
  10. @MadMeggie lol, i think you told me that a little too late. still it'll be back in a few months ;)
  11. http://twitpic.com/rpf37 - yes, I had another go and went from "Mentalist" to "utter shite"
  12. @Sovereign_Syre ah good old Homer the pot bellied. would you feed it apple sauce?
  13. @serafinowicz evening Peter! hope Monday's been kind?
  14. @mixmasterfestus haha cool! damn! tough competition! that 5 year old's gonna have a tough choice!
  15. @caitlinmoran hello there! I hope you're well? did I ever show you my Hasselhoff penis pump video? http://bit.ly/hoffpump - its a bit of fun
  16. @mixmasterfestus how did the zombie compo go?
  17. http://twitpic.com/rmusz - never cut your own hair when you've not eaten for 20 hours
  18. @bustyrockets damnit! you and your mobile. lol if you do get on a proper puter search for 'hoff' and 'pump' and prepare to wet them ;)
  19. @bustyrockets very glam ;) x
  20. apparently The Hoff passed out cause he'd pumped too much blood into his big tool - not cus he drank too much booze http://bit.ly/hoffpump