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  1. Would you judge me if I watched The Little Rascals movie from the 90s in 10 parts on youtube today? 8:36 AM Nov 20th from web
  2. Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!" 6:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. RT @evilzug: http://toki-woki.net/p/scro... 4:40 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. I live in the parallel dimension of a very short version of me. 4:39 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. Fall daylight savings time: Rising the sun earlier when no one is awake and setting the sun earlier when no one wants it to 12:29 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. Shawty (to be read in a pitch-corrected voice and followed by an "Ay" and "Oh") 9:52 AM Nov 17th from web
  7. Bob Saget confirmed for Bob Saget the Movie! He loved the script! 10:48 PM Nov 12th from web
  8. @the_go_team Hi, I like your team and I want it to Go! 1:46 AM Nov 12th from web
  9. FREE DRINK OUT OF VENDING MACHINE! I can finally die a happy person. 11:42 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. THEY SHOULD (not) SELL GUM, THAT IS JUST BASICALLY PACKAGED UNBITTEN FINGER NAILS THAT YOU CAN BITE ON RATHER THAN BITING YOUR NAILS. 4:30 AM Nov 11th from web
  11. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... 2:41 AM Nov 11th from web
  12. has slept 7 hours out of the past 86 11:04 PM Nov 7th from web
  13. twitter 1:31 AM Nov 7th from web
  14. POST-HALLOWEEN/PRE-CHRISTMAS SEASON. "Chrihallowstmasween" or "Hallochristmaween" or "The Nightmare Before Christmas" 12:59 PM Nov 3rd from web
  15. @leavethedarknes Everything's going great! Glad to hear people liked it!! : ) 10:05 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to leavethedarknes
  16. song preview: http://bit.ly/26hS4S 9:41 AM Oct 29th from web
  17. do u think if i wrote a feature length movie called Bob Saget: The Movie, i could get bob saget to play bob saget in the movie? 3:06 AM Oct 29th from web
  18. new song preview: http://bit.ly/3i0JMC FULL SONG COMING SOON 11:58 PM Oct 28th from web
  19. @BunyipAndler THAT WAS AMAZING 9:10 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to BunyipAndler
  20. That's a long way. Even for a man of science. 9:06 PM Oct 28th from web