kdn13
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i have a feeling my prior tweet will result in my losing half of my "followers." just tryin to keep it real folks.
about 15 hours ago
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i think toxic shock is a myth. it was created by tampon manufacturers to maximize sales. at least that's what i tell myself.
about 15 hours ago
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this cold weather is making my body store fat. i wish it was all stored in my boobs.
about 19 hours ago
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i don't get Google Wave at all. nada.
2:38 PM Dec 8th
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i prefer a man with a sense of style over a man who is empirically handsome.
2:37 PM Dec 8th
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i wish i didn't sweat so easily. what is the benefit of this trait? nothing.
2:02 PM Dec 8th
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right when i think i can't fall further in love with my cats . . . i am proven wrong.
12:32 PM Dec 8th
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i think i come off as emotionally fragile and insecure at work. i hate that.
12:15 PM Dec 8th
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new trend: i've been inviting friends over to see my tree. i immediately inform them, however, that all i can offer them is grey goose.
10:30 AM Dec 8th
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i think i've gained weight because whatever i wear results in a muffin top.
8:21 AM Dec 8th
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it's so cold out, i think it's best i grow out all of my body hair.
8:20 AM Dec 8th
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it's obnoxious when a woman makes a big deal out of her birthday but endearing when a man does.
8:44 PM Dec 7th
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when i speak english with my parents i suddenly have a very strong, fake iranian accent. "vat? no, eet's ok. tank you."
12:00 PM Dec 7th
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went to a holiday party full of gorgeous, well-dressed gay men. sigh. wait, was my first sentence full of redundancies?
11:00 PM Dec 6th
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i think i'm in love with myself. for example, i spend a lot of my free time watching my own youtube videos. i'm basically dating myself.
10:59 PM Dec 6th
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whenever i walk down the stairs i freak out and worry i will slip and become a paraplegic. there are lots of stairs in my loft.
10:57 PM Dec 6th
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when in doubt, make a youtube video.
1:34 PM Dec 6th
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i think my ass is full of lead. i can't seem to get off my couch.
1:33 PM Dec 6th
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dear guest, if you're coming over to my place please bring liquor or champagne. don't waste anyone's time with wine. thanks.
5:40 PM Dec 5th
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i wish i could dance like a stripper. i mean, who doesn't?
12:01 PM Dec 5th
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- Name kdn
- Location Bay Area, CA
- Bio closet nerd, attorney, & wannabe librarian
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