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  1. Heard on the radio that the future of cheques is being discussed today. 'Death to the chequebook' is my line. It's slow, outdated and costly
  2. Just found a banana in my rugby kit bag from several weeks ago. It didn't look, feel or smell pretty.
  3. Challenge with electricity at the nursery today. So, home alone with baby Tilly. Should get some tidying done though, which is good right?
  4. Spot the geek... Went to a car park in Coventry on Tuesday and decided to park in zone 'Red 5' because it would be easy to remember.
  5. On the way to school yesterday, Abigail asked me why adults don't get detentions at work. Have to admit I struggled to find a decent answer.
  6. Alistair Darling wants to tax bankers' bonuses. But hastily written tax rules usually leave plenty of holes for the accountants to find.
  7. No serious damage to ligaments, doctor reckons it's just inflammation and some soft tissue damage. Still no rugby for at least 6 weeks :o(
  8. Was kept waiting for nearly an hour for my check-up because our dentist was running late and didn't tell anyone. But I'm only a customer.
  9. Oh no, damaged my knee. Possible ACL injury which could mean almost no sport for at least a month. Not a happy camper.
  10. Did some mock interviews at a Coventry school this morning. It's encouraging to discover that not every teenager is dead from the neck up.
  11. I've had more than a bottle of red wine, eaten three quarters of an M&S Tiramisu and how do I feel? Bloody marvellous!
  12. Oi! Ferris Bueller! I'm having the day off. Cue 80's music, Chicago skyline and vintage Ferrari "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage"
  13. Vote for me in the coming election. I promise to introduce a law banning any Christmas advertising before 1st of December.
  14. At last, winter seems to have arrived. Had to scrape the frost off the car and the fields looked lovely covered in a hazy white glaze.
  15. The Dubai property bubble has finally burst. However, British banks have invested heavily in Dubai property. Yet another bad investment?
  16. Thousands of (soon to be culled) camels are running amok in drought stricken Northern Australia. Maybe they should ship some to Cumbria?
  17. The government is cosying up to the banks and the the supreme court rules in the banks' favour on account charges. Coincidence? I doubt it.
  18. I don't get it with mobile phones. I can get a signal in the Scottish Highlands and rural South Wales but not in my kitchen in Leicester.
  19. Government priorities summed up: Parliamentary hours spent debating the ban on fox hunting = 700. Hours spent debating the Iraq war = 7.
  20. How to lose friends and alienate people: I've eaten loads in recent weeks and have lost nearly 2kg in weight. Not sure how though.