kclayton
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I hate the smell of dog food.
11:30 AM Dec 8th
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I'm keeping a change jar on my dryer. I gotta get paid somehow, right?
5:36 PM Dec 6th
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I'm having sister withdrawals already!
5:35 PM Dec 6th
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@ she's adorable! And I love the name!
7:29 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to hanner
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or is it the fatter you are, the less clothing you wear to amusement parks?
7:28 PM Nov 29th
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Must. Take. Test. Tomorrow. Absolutely. Must.
7:27 PM Nov 29th
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It feels like a Sunday. I feel kinda naughty for wanting to see a movie tonight, like I'm breaking the sabbath.
4:46 PM Nov 26th
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Found a ladybug in my shower this morning.
10:38 AM Nov 24th
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Off to bed. I figured I better update after like 4 days. Twitter is losing speed with me.
9:19 PM Nov 20th
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I got poked this morning.
9:43 AM Nov 12th
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2 kids, 4 cavities, 1 more trip to the dentist.
5:51 AM Nov 10th
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Off to take the kids to the dentist. Good times. Pray for no cavities this time!
1:18 PM Nov 9th
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@ Oh, I don't know, she just seemed kind of bugged. I love Ellen, though, she's hilarious!
1:18 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to AngelaTweets
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Is it just me, or does Oprah seem annoyed by Ellen?
7:22 AM Nov 9th
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I got nuthin today. Nuthin, I say. Hey, that rhymed.
10:02 AM Nov 6th
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Just cleaned out my keyboard. It was nasty in there. I'll probably get swine flu from the skin dust that came flying out.
12:22 PM Nov 4th
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@ did you really have a job for 5 days? Been there, done that. Good luck to you!
12:20 PM Nov 4th
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in reply to hanner
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woke up with a bloody loogie on my back. Not from myself, of course. Not from hubby, from snotty 2 year old. Thanks, baby.
9:41 AM Nov 3rd
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The 2 year old has a thing for Photo Booth. She thinks she can use it anytime she wants. She can't.
1:12 PM Oct 29th
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Kids in high heels are hilarious.
1:02 PM Oct 27th
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