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  1. @JocelynCrow Oh I don't watch movies here. Tired of fellow viewers shouting advice to characters on screen.
  2. I prefer Skittles to popcorn as a movie theatre snack. They're quieter to eat and hurt more when someone is talking throughout the movie.
  3. Oh, Mrs. Hillbilly, you sly minx, hiding the Christmas cookies in the cookie jar...
  4. And another IM conversation with my 10-yo daughter ends with "you oldies really crack me up".
  5. For both of my Bahamian followers, check out our band's twitter: www.twitter.com/25North
  6. Yeah, I'm going to bed without checking in the day's work. And you know what? I'm still gonna sleep like a baby, hotshot.
  7. @bsimser I'd argue it looks more like crappy JavaScript code. Wonder if there was a way we could substitute our own keyword for it...
  8. Serious question for those that argue against var: why do you need to know the exact type of the variable so badly?
  9. @SteveAndrews Write a technical book
  10. @grantpalin I'd like to think I *am* a real Canadian in that I showed resourcefulness in dealing with the spiteful climate.
  11. @TimBarcz To the client, it *looks* like the final 20%. "That's great that you got that done so fast. Just clean it up and ship it"
  12. @TimBarcz I can get the happy scenario done in no time. But what about validation and security checks and jazzing up the UI and...?
  13. @TimBarcz Not so much that estimates are off by 20%, but that we don't account for the amount of time the final 20% of the work will take.
  14. @TimBarcz I assumed application of pareto to software estimates was common knowledge. You don't think so?
  15. @TimBarcz No, I suspect it's ignorance of the Pareto Principle. First 80% gives us a false sense of accomplishment.
  16. E.g. if a dev says it'll take 2 hours, it'll really be 1 day. 4 days = 2 weeks. A week = half a month, etc, etc, and so on and so forth
  17. Knew a PM with an interesting "realistic" algorithm based on dev estimates: halve the number and go to the next highest time unit.
  18. Almost prefer rude CSRs to the overly polite ones that call me sir and sound like they learned their canned responses phonetically.
  19. Time to review TeamCity submissions from the last week. First one uses PSake and a custom Git/TC plug-in...
  20. Little nippy out but I think I'll have a swim anyway.