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  1. Back home, belly full, kitchen clean, kidlets asleep. So much gratitude for the amazing amount of love in my life. #drunkenthanks
  2. http://twitpic.com/r46cd - Having a hell of a #drunkenthanks w/ @DJAngieC + @Trentvanegas.
  3. @garykordan @justineungaro Is it ok if I show up in my jammies? I've had a severe time management catastrophe #drunkenthanks
  4. I made a turkey demi-glaze for the gravy but @usamike feels I should go more traditional, pan sauce/roux. Hm. Thoughts?
  5. Ok, so @usamike brought me the Prosecco. Oh, turnips. You're seriously gonna make me do this, aren't you? #drunkenthanks
  6. @joeysantiago We're going to miss you today! Promise we'll take excellent care of Linda + the kidlets. #drunkenthanks
  7. Turnips. Please peel yourselves. Perhaps you'd also care to fetch me a Prosecco whilst you're at it? #drunkenthanks
  8. What the fuckity hell is Carly Simon doing on the goddamned Care Bears float?! That shit's MINE! @creamermgt is SO fired. Again.
  9. I am thankful for my very warm bed and the sound of my family talking in the kitchen. #drunkenthanks.
  10. ZOMG! Did Glen Beck just show up on the red carpet with new bangs?! Bleh, it was only one of the Gossip Girl people. #disappointed
  11. @linusdotson Oh, yes.
  12. http://twitpic.com/qzeuo - Rad marathon sesh with A Jay, @ryangillmor + @jrmyppff
  13. Having a lovely poolside chat with my fav 'FNX bitches @kramerjulie @katcorbett + @DJAngieC
  14. @usamike. Love you baby. #drunkenthanks
  15. @garykordan O, mighty universe. Let us bow our heads in humble thanks for this righteous Academy Screener. #drunkenthanks
  16. @perezhilton Stick with me kid. You'll go far. And learn a ton of stupid shit u don't need to know.
  17. @PerezHilton Usually when one RTs from a media source, one has the ability to include comments like "ZOMG!" or "LOLZ!" Auto RT = LAME.
  18. OH SNAP! The new @HuffingtonPost TweetMeme auto RTs so users can't edit or comment. Fuck that.
  19. RT @huffingtonpost New Deep Sea Species Discovered (PHOTOS) http://bit.ly/7KGOLc
  20. @cambridgegirl Good call. I'm surprised that @HuffingtonPost has been so easily castrated by poseurs on the left. Who needs Fox?